Could you take down a full grown male cassowary for 100k?

[BigBlackSea]

Is that sturdy piece of wood tipped with an iron spearhead and loaded on a ballista?

If so, I'll take my chances.

 

[Black Mamba]

 

[PortCityProphet]

Broooo that shyts a whole velociraptor karate kicking you like Bruce Lee. It will fukk you up.
Just after watching that video I'm giving up Popeyes for a month I don't wanna offend none of them

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

I’m not taking down a male nothing

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Exactly I cried the first time I killed one but I was like 7 tho.

brehs talking about Cassowary, a rooster would run them.

Yoooo the way that dude said I'm bleeding to death at the end might send me to the upper room

that and the quote at the end when they start talking about him as the dead man. they never made any mention of him being dead in the story till then. then just threw it in very casually with no emotion

 

[Trajan]

You'll need a vest at a minimum

 

[DaSk8D00D]

For a second I thought “with a 2X4 as a weapon I got a decent shot”

Then I saw that news clip showing how they charge at you with their claws without protection they disemboweling you immediately on contact

Gotta fight that shyt like an Elden Ring monster, shield up at all times

 

[NZA]

i like keeping my insides inside!

 

[MeachTheMonster]

We eating fried Cassaworry that night

 

[jdubnyce]

Because everyone is panicking and backing up, one swing gets him off balance, once you get a hold of the neck from the back it's over.

Breh....you gonna rear naked choke...this?

 

[Black Mamba]

We eating fried Cassaworry that night

I wonder how would it taste though

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

For a second I thought “with a 2X4 as a weapon I got a decent shot”

Then I saw that news clip showing how they charge at you with their claws without protection they disemboweling you immediately on contact

Gotta fight that shyt like an Elden Ring monster, shield up at all times

exactly they will open you up like you have a zipper in your vital area. put your arms out they clip a vein or something.

you def need a shield or like the keeper said something like a rake... long handle to keep them from striking distance. imagine our ancestors used to face shyt like this all the time so a shield and spear was just your smart phone and ear pods. shyt was essential. a walk a round the block meant running into shyt like this?!

 

[Nero Christ]

You'll need a vest at a minimum

You gon need an AK at minimum

 

[StayOffMe]

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]