Could you survive 5 days in..

[KingTxo]

Simple question. Could you survive 5 days in the amazon rainforest.

Your Equipment would be
Machete
Backpack
3 cans of beans
Glock pistol with only 3 bullets
Alcohol for treating cuts
Small portable tent
5 weather proof matches
One gallon of water



Your immediately saved after the 5 days and rewarded with 2 Mil and free therapy for life.

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

All I need to take is a box of grabba, a zip of za, like 10 Publix subs and these hands. I don’t even need the rest of the kit. Oh yeah and a lighter. I’m not rubbing no rocks together. That shyt dead right there

 

[DonB90]

Yes

 

[Lord Beasley]

Fiytb. never in a million years, I'm American and this ain't no half ass naked and afraid with camera/medical crews

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

No water?

 

[DonB90]

No water?

Urine is sterile

 

[I Really Mean It]

5 days? that’s light work.

 

[BaggerofTea]

a mathete, tent and matches

Yea no knowledge of the poison and non poisonous planets would be a problem though

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

Urine is sterile

YOU WOULD NEED TO BE SUPER HYDRATED AT THE BEGINNING.

 

[NZA]

the kit is actually pretty generous for only 5 days

 

[J.E.T.S]

Easy.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

a mathete, tent and matches

Yea no knowledge of the poison and non poisonous planets would be a problem though

YOU CAN FAST. JUST MINIMIZE MOVEMENT AND CONSERVE ENERGY. DON'T CAMP TOO CLOSE TO THE WATER. THAT'S WHERE THE PREDATORS WILL BE. MAKE A QUICK WATER FILTER, USE ONE MATCH TO KEEP A FIRE GOING TO BOIL 3-4 GALLONS OF WATER. SIT AND WAIT IN YOUR TENT. HARDEST THING WOULD BE TO GET CONTAINERS FOR THE WATER.

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Was about to say no but with this equipment, maybe

 

[UncleTomFord15]

Everyone who posted in this thread before me would die within 48 hours btw.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

No, and I’m not going to front like I would. You’d be eaten up by bugs, have bugs crawling in your nose, mouth, and ears while you sleep, and probably get bitten by a snake.