Could you ever commit to an unfunny woman

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Women can make you chuckle but laughing in tears nah. It's not fact women aren't funny,it's the subject matter. For example female comedians talking about maxy pads and their periods,that's only gonna make other women laugh.
 

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Nah.

Its rare, but they do exist.
Very very rare. Some try to use being sassy as funny but it’s just annoying. 99% of women I have met are not funny and the crux of it is that they cannot tell a story


Me and my brehs could get together and off the dome somebody will say something hilarious. My girl tries to tell me a funny story and it just starts out wrong. 10 minutes later she is still talking ( and laughing ) but has yet to get to the actual story :mjtf:
 
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I'm attracted to brainy women
with great senses of humor.
a woman without either is pretty much a no.
I dont a fukk how bad she is.
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The funniest women on this planet are old black women and that's BIG FACTS
Now this is a total different category.

you are right. Old black women are brutal. Don Rickles brutal. And they will deliver hilarious ether without cracking a smile.


My cousin Princess is a stud. She came to my Aunts house while I was visiting. She had on a suit and tie and said she just came from a job interview and she hopes she gets the job because nobody is calling her back


My Aunt looked up from watching Mama’s Family on tv like :usure: Looked my cousin up n down. Then said well if you would take off the damn suit and tie and put on a fukking dress you might get a call back. Your name is Princess for Christ’s sake. :usure:


Despite not eating or drinking anything I started choking :mjlol::mjlol: Then stifled it before she found something to pick on me about :russ:
 

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:dead: see what I mean, you gotta be a comedian. You gotta be able to tell jokes on command in order to be a funny woman. My humor is random and dark, like my mom was getting on my nerves and I told her “this is why dad used to beat you” and we shared a good long laugh. I can’t just tell you a joke on command :heh:
:picard: good lord
at least she laughed at it i guess:manny:
 

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Nah.

Its rare, but they do exist.

  1. My wife (dry humor and funny looking)
  2. My ex (we used to be like Abbott and Costello for the fukkery)
  3. This bytch I used to messed with that had ADD (she was funny just off GP)
Funny women are out there despite the up rise of non funny THOTS that the Coli thinks resembles all women for some strange reason.
 

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I’ve only heard online the whole women aren’t funny thing. I’ve never interacted with any woman in real life that didn’t have a humorous side.
 

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With Me Being used to being the Funny Chubby Awkward guy (on my Doug Heffernan ish)

I get a lil intimidated when my new Girl Be Cracking out the Humor back to Back to Back..

shyt Gets exhausting trying ro keep up!

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:dead: see what I mean, you gotta be a comedian. You gotta be able to tell jokes on command in order to be a funny woman. My humor is random and dark, like my mom was getting on my nerves and I told her “this is why dad used to beat you” and we shared a good long laugh. I can’t just tell you a joke on command :heh:

fukk that's not dark that's just fukked up :picard:
 
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