Coronation number 1375778: Official Wrestlemania 34 Thread

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So yeeeah...

Dope show overall, but the last two matches definitely killed my vibe... and it could also be cause a FIVE HOUR SHOW is exhausting as fukk no matter who's in the main event. They really need to condense that shyt or start earlier next year. Do that old school shyt and start the show at 4pm or somethin'.

Triple threat was a dope-ass opener. Everybody worked like shyt and kept the excitement for it building until the end.

Asuka/Charlotte definitely exceeded my expectations. I thought it would be decent but they killed it. I can live with Asuka losing, but I woulda rather she won.

One thing I can't live with is Jinder gotdamn Mahal goin' over in the 4-way. That's another dude like Baron Corbin who they keep tryin' to make happen and it's just not. It was def. time for Rusev. Crowd woulda went crazy. Really, anybody but Mahal woulda been a better idea.

The mixed tag was the match of the night... Rousey really surprised everybody. Angle put in work, HHH & Stephanie definitely sold for Ronda and made her look great in her debut. They all put together a match that was what Mania matches should be like, keepin the crowd into it at every moment.

Triple threat tag was ehhhh... nobody really showed out like I thought they would. If they do a rematch of this at Backlash and throw a ladder in there, it'll probably be what this shoulda been.

The Cena/Taker was like :ohhh: I woulda loved it to be a more 'epic' match considering who they are, but Taker coming back after all Cena's hype and shyt-talk, to run thru Cena like that, kinda more entertaining :mjlol: Taker looks better than he has the last few years.

Daniel Bryan is back, brehs... The tag match coulda been a little better, but it delivered. DB, KO, and Zayn all worked, and of course Shane was down to take crazy bumps so that was good as well... Dope match.


Nia/Alexa shoulda been a squash... dragged on too long and the crowd wasn't into it like that. Glad Nia won tho, well deserved. That's Big Bae right there.

AJ/Nakamura was dope, I probably need to watch it again tho'. It was kinda losing my attention at times, a couple dead points in the match and I feel like these two shoulda been edge-of-your-seat throughout. That Nak heel turn tho'... :ohhh:I think he's gonna be even better in that role.

This Braun/Nicholas thing is possibly the worst 'surprise' since the Gobbledy Gooker. No kiddin'. Glad they think enough of Braun to attempt to give him a WrestleMania "moment" or whateverthefukk... but nah bruh. This was wack as fukk, and I can't really see where this can even go.

Roman/Lesnar... I wasn't hype for this match anyway, it was decent of it was the main event of any other PPV, but it def. shouldn't have closed the show. Short as Taker/Cena was, I think the crowd woulda been happier with that in the end than this. They worked, and I'm kinda glad Lesnar went over, but I had kinda checked out of this thing by the time it was over.


So overall, good show. But that 5-hour runtime and the sequencing of matches coulda made it a better show. Best one IMO since 30.
 

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A couple of things while I was gone making my hot wings and frying beer battered fries:
-Wow, I'm really proud of myself for sticking out for majority of this long ass show.
-I thought Daniel Bryan's reaction would've been a bit bigger, but impressive nonetheless.
-Smackdown's tag team match got a bum ass deal and deserved much better than what they got. I don't see the Blundgeon Brothers lasting long as tag team champions. The USO's gear was PIMPIN', ya hear me? :ohlawd::whew: They know damn well the USO's, Luke, and New Day could cook, but ya know...:aicmon:...
-This Alexa Bliss and Nia Jax match should've happened before Daniel Bryan's match. I don't give a f_ck about this high school soap opera feud.
-The Undertaker and Cena match was to be expected. Not too bad at all. Elias deserve way better than being a plot device for this feud.
-Ronda Rousey did better than I thought. I admit it. The match wasn't that bad. Stephanie getting over on her so many times wasn't believable. :heh: Triple H. was allowed to be bytched out by Ronda, BUT Stephanie can take her? Come on, man. :heh:
Beer battered fries? :wtf:
 

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Having time to relax and process it all, the only thing I really have a problem with is both Asuka and Naka losing. If one had won, that would have been cool with me. Other than that, the results in the other matches were fine to me. Overall it was a fun weekend of wrestling :ehh:
 

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Does anyone have a gif of Nia swinging Mickie back and forth across the barricade and Bliss looking like :merchant:?
 

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This was easily worse than last year's Mania to me. I watched it ON SHROOMS and still didn't like it overall. It just went way too long, and while some stuff was good (Asuka vs Charlotte, Nak vs AJ), the only match that really stood out and got me invested was the mixed tag.
 

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shyt worse than when they had Sasha talking about some “I don’t even feel like the boss anymore :mjcry:

Charlotte gonna beat Becky next and have her like “I guess the straight fire has finally been put out :mjcry:
It was flat out disgusting
They have to pretty much killed other character/gimmick/swag just to put over Charlotte
Did Auska really need to say that after her lost
 

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Had to miss this live :francis: :mjcry:

This was a decent Mania but 5 hours is just impossible to keep up. AJ vs Nakamura was fine but the crowd just didn't give it a chance and I can't blame them at that point, it was the wrong type of match for it's placement. The heel turn kinda saved in the sense that people will remember that instead of the "just ok" match, I hope we get full a$$hole Swagamura :purogang:

Brock vs Roman was ridiculous on so many levels :mjlol: at least we got blood I guess.

MOTN was probably Ronda/Kurt vs HHH/Steph. It was just a fun fukking match, very impressed by Rhonda, she stepped up in a very difficult position. Asuka vs Charlotte was also very good, finish had me disgusted though, what the fukk you can't kill the biggest kayfabe monster in more than 2 decades like that :scust: :snoop:

So glad to see D-Bry back, almost shed a tear during his entrance :to: he looked good out there but I hope he never again does that top rope dropkick, he worked as safe as possible but that fukking bump is not needed. Match was good enough like most of the show.

Opener was fun :ehh:

Bran/Nicholas was :wtf: and :mjlol: due to the fukkery of it.

SD tag match was a regular ass SD tag match.

I didn't see Alexa/Nia :manny:

Taker squashing Cena was hilarious for various reason, not sure any of them are good but who cares really :heh:
 
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