Ok here are my opinions of WrestleMania 34.....
*Andre the Giant Battle Royal - I'm fine with Woken Matt winning. Seems like we're getting that Woken Matt/Brother Nero/Bray Wyatt team-up a lot of us have called
*Snickers Women's Battle Royal - Glad Naomi won since they hadn't booked her properly in the last 6 months. Glad that Bayley boss'd up on Sasha just adding more fuel to their feud. Is Beth Phoenix a regular commentator now? Glad to see Lilian Garcia again
*Cruiserweight Championship Match - Happy that Cedric FINALLY won the title and he should have won it back during the Rumble, and I'm glad they finally remixed his theme now it sounds proper
*Intercontinental Championship Match - I liked Seth's entrance. I love Miz coming out at the 5th Hokage. WHAT THE fukk are they doing with Finn Balor? Had that man fighting in rainbow socks and shyt... why did they make him the gay representator when they have Sonya Deville AN ACTUAL LESBIAN that can fill that role?!
Happy that Rollins won becoming yet another Grand Slam Champion which seems to be the trend in the last couple of months.
*Smackdown's Women's Championship Match - Pretty damn good match. Kinda shocked but not really surprised that Charlotte got the win. WrestleMania was a good place for Asuka's streak to come to an end. Since Asuka didn't win does she remain on Raw? Where the hell was Carmella?
*U.S. Championship Fatal 4 Way Match - Pretty decent match but the wrong man won... should have been Rusev. It's been a hell of a past 12 months for Jinder so in a weird sense props to him.
*Mixed Tag Team Match - Possibly the best match of the night. Steph looked good, HHH played his role perfectly, Kurt was looking good, and Ronda showed everyone that she does have a wrestling future. Now granted Ronda still needs a lot of training and ring polishing but the raw potential was definitely there. My only main gripe is that Ronda needs some new wrestling gear badly, they need to get Mikaze or whomever makes Shayna Baszler's gear for Ronda ASAP!
*Smackdown Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Match - I have no problems with Luke and Rowan winning the titles. New Day needs to distance themselves from the tag team division and go for singles titles now at this point. Have Xavier go against Jinder for his title and have Kofi and Big E go for the WWE Championship. Also The Usos and the B. Brothers can have a decent feud leading all the way to Summer Slam if they want to.
*Cena vs Taker - I am just baffled by this whole booking of this angle. Outside of the fukkery and jokes from TSC this was all unnecessary. They really booked an unscheduled match with Taker and Cena? And the match was 3 minutes? I still baffled by all of this honestly.
*D-Bry& Puffy vs Cocaine Zayn & K.O. - Daniel had to be the biggest pop of the night, good match but that unnecessary spot with the stretcher was just drama for the sake of drama that wasn't needed.
*Raw's Women's Championship Match - Pretty much a squash match that ran about 5 minutes too long. Nia won, no complaints or nothing really memorable.
*WWE Championship Match - Nakamura had the best entrance of the night and honestly he had the entrance that Sting should have had for his WrestleMania match. Match was good but not at the level their Wrestle Kingdom match was but I kinda expected that. I was shocked that AJ retain the title because when Asuka lost I didn't expect that BOTH Royal Rumble winners to lose but that's how they booked it (same way they booked the Money In The Bank winners). When I say Shinsuke kneel down like he was before Zod I knew a low blow was coming... now the return of the "Original King of Strong Style" is here, we finally have Chaos Shinsuke.
*Raw Tag Team Championship Match - What the fukk was this bullshyt?! Who thought a child should be a champion? Why wasn't Braun in the main event? Sheamus and Cesaro lost to a child? Second worst match of the night.
*Universal Title Match - Worst match of the night. Nothing against Roman the wrestler but Roman BOOKING WISE is complete dog shyt! This nonsensical booking is worse than HHH's title reigns of doom, worse than Super Cena's runs, why are they booking Roman like this? Is Brock staying because I saw Dana White in the audience at one point. Booth Roman and Brock need new moves in their movesets BADLY because Roman spamming that Superman Punch and Spear is just terrible.... AJ has at least 5 finishers and rotates them depending on the opponent and Roman needs to do the same. Vince needs a new chosen one ASAP because this Roman experiment has been done for the worst. Dean Ambrose and Samoa Joe need to come back and take The Big Dog's spot.
Overall WrestleMania 34 was... ok. They need to start booking WrestleMania exactly like they book NXT TakerOver.
*Andre the Giant Battle Royal - I'm fine with Woken Matt winning. Seems like we're getting that Woken Matt/Brother Nero/Bray Wyatt team-up a lot of us have called
*Snickers Women's Battle Royal - Glad Naomi won since they hadn't booked her properly in the last 6 months. Glad that Bayley boss'd up on Sasha just adding more fuel to their feud. Is Beth Phoenix a regular commentator now? Glad to see Lilian Garcia again
*Cruiserweight Championship Match - Happy that Cedric FINALLY won the title and he should have won it back during the Rumble, and I'm glad they finally remixed his theme now it sounds proper
*Intercontinental Championship Match - I liked Seth's entrance. I love Miz coming out at the 5th Hokage. WHAT THE fukk are they doing with Finn Balor? Had that man fighting in rainbow socks and shyt... why did they make him the gay representator when they have Sonya Deville AN ACTUAL LESBIAN that can fill that role?!
Happy that Rollins won becoming yet another Grand Slam Champion which seems to be the trend in the last couple of months.
*Smackdown's Women's Championship Match - Pretty damn good match. Kinda shocked but not really surprised that Charlotte got the win. WrestleMania was a good place for Asuka's streak to come to an end. Since Asuka didn't win does she remain on Raw? Where the hell was Carmella?
*U.S. Championship Fatal 4 Way Match - Pretty decent match but the wrong man won... should have been Rusev. It's been a hell of a past 12 months for Jinder so in a weird sense props to him.
*Mixed Tag Team Match - Possibly the best match of the night. Steph looked good, HHH played his role perfectly, Kurt was looking good, and Ronda showed everyone that she does have a wrestling future. Now granted Ronda still needs a lot of training and ring polishing but the raw potential was definitely there. My only main gripe is that Ronda needs some new wrestling gear badly, they need to get Mikaze or whomever makes Shayna Baszler's gear for Ronda ASAP!
*Smackdown Tag Team Championship Triple Threat Match - I have no problems with Luke and Rowan winning the titles. New Day needs to distance themselves from the tag team division and go for singles titles now at this point. Have Xavier go against Jinder for his title and have Kofi and Big E go for the WWE Championship. Also The Usos and the B. Brothers can have a decent feud leading all the way to Summer Slam if they want to.
*Cena vs Taker - I am just baffled by this whole booking of this angle. Outside of the fukkery and jokes from TSC this was all unnecessary. They really booked an unscheduled match with Taker and Cena? And the match was 3 minutes? I still baffled by all of this honestly.
*D-Bry& Puffy vs Cocaine Zayn & K.O. - Daniel had to be the biggest pop of the night, good match but that unnecessary spot with the stretcher was just drama for the sake of drama that wasn't needed.
*Raw's Women's Championship Match - Pretty much a squash match that ran about 5 minutes too long. Nia won, no complaints or nothing really memorable.
*WWE Championship Match - Nakamura had the best entrance of the night and honestly he had the entrance that Sting should have had for his WrestleMania match. Match was good but not at the level their Wrestle Kingdom match was but I kinda expected that. I was shocked that AJ retain the title because when Asuka lost I didn't expect that BOTH Royal Rumble winners to lose but that's how they booked it (same way they booked the Money In The Bank winners). When I say Shinsuke kneel down like he was before Zod I knew a low blow was coming... now the return of the "Original King of Strong Style" is here, we finally have Chaos Shinsuke.
*Raw Tag Team Championship Match - What the fukk was this bullshyt?! Who thought a child should be a champion? Why wasn't Braun in the main event? Sheamus and Cesaro lost to a child? Second worst match of the night.
*Universal Title Match - Worst match of the night. Nothing against Roman the wrestler but Roman BOOKING WISE is complete dog shyt! This nonsensical booking is worse than HHH's title reigns of doom, worse than Super Cena's runs, why are they booking Roman like this? Is Brock staying because I saw Dana White in the audience at one point. Booth Roman and Brock need new moves in their movesets BADLY because Roman spamming that Superman Punch and Spear is just terrible.... AJ has at least 5 finishers and rotates them depending on the opponent and Roman needs to do the same. Vince needs a new chosen one ASAP because this Roman experiment has been done for the worst. Dean Ambrose and Samoa Joe need to come back and take The Big Dog's spot.
Overall WrestleMania 34 was... ok. They need to start booking WrestleMania exactly like they book NXT TakerOver.
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wondering if that's how big they are
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. Speaking of which, why in the hell Cena ran into the back in the first place
. Anywho the 4 way was what it was 
, Balor match was what it was
, a match that suffers from this shytty booking that seems common throughout the night.You have a NJPW type of buildup match at 10 something at night
. Like I get it, but this should have been at the second or first hour of the show. Naka turning felt off
. Like dude really looking 
flabby as the hell out there. Buyer remorse as all hell
. Now the main event.....
. It was what it was. That's the problem with this Mania, it didn't have no moments to make us go
. Beyond the Ronda fukkery, it just felt like a chore to get through. Wrestlemania should feel like a epic event for the amount of hours that the show produce, not fragment segments. Takeover officially won the weekend war along with Bloodsport
. You must be white.
up against somebody she took under her wing 
