Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[CantStop]

Russ was actually pretty good

LeBron and AD were horrendous. this looks like another year of Bron stat padding down 20

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Bron looking good when we’re down by 15

 

[Joe Sixpack]

Russ was actually pretty good

LeBron and AD were horrendous. this looks like another year of Bron stat padding down 20

Russ is trash

He sucks the life outta everything he comes in contact with

He’s a cancer

He’s a disease

 

[CantStop]

Russ is trash

He sucks the life outta everything he comes in contact with

He’s a cancer

He’s a disease

has nothing to do with what I said

he was more productive than Bron and AD.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

AD lost the remaining athleticism he had

 

[CantStop]

our best bet is to hope the pelicans flame out cause of the pick swap

we know our pick gonna be bottom 5. let's just hope they completely collapse and they have a shytty pick too

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

 

[Trojan 24]

our best bet is to hope the pelicans flame out cause of the pick swap

we know our pick gonna be bottom 5. let's just hope they completely collapse and they have a shytty pick too

We really going to give up a couple more lotto picks in that deal, talk about getting fleeced

 

[CantStop]

We really going to give up a couple more lotto picks in that deal, talk about getting fleeced

AD was supposed to be so good that we wouldn't even touch the lottery as long as he was a Laker

all things considered I wouldn't have done that deal if we could go back.

 

[Trojan 24]

I had held out hopes we'd get Byrie to save us, but if Simmons is serious about playing the Super Saiyan Draymond role the Nets going to be steamrolling teams and we ain't getting shyt. We'll end up trading for Turner and Heild so they can sit in the corner and shoot 30% from 3

 

[Trojan 24]

AD was supposed to be so good that we wouldn't even touch the lottery as long as he was a Laker

all things considered I wouldn't have done that deal if we could go back.

At least I'll have the memories of seeing that playoff run in Staples and attending the parade. You can't take that away

 

[10bandz]

Russ was actually pretty good

LeBron and AD were horrendous. this looks like another year of Bron stat padding down 20

After the game AD and Bron talking about how they were aggressive and efficient all while getting our ass beat

 

[Rekkapryde]

It’s stat padding time

My nikka so shameless with that shyt. And nobody calls it out.

 

[Rekkapryde]

AD literally has no impact unless he’s getting force fed at the rim. He’s basically Looney status but making max

Top 75 right?

All because these fukkass reporters and voters in their feelings cause they don't like Dwight.

 

[Rekkapryde]

Bron is Bron.. Never worried about him

Westbrook actually played better than I thought he would, he had some plays where you scratch your head and yell at the TV. But also some plays where you say "no no no NO N-..... good chit Russ"

AD..... I hold that nikka to a high standard, cause this is supposed to be YOUR team, and he consistently underperforms compared to what should be expected of him

The most obvious issue with this team.. is this roster construction. Pelinka really did a fukn TERRRIIBBBLLLE job of over this offseason, it's atrocious what we had out there. JTA, Matt Rhyan, Lonnie, and Bron LMAO. WTF

He don't have that Dog in him. He just don't.

If that nikka had the dog in him that Giannis has?

But instead, this nikka got Tim Thomas drive.