Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[Left.A1]

Turner and Hield solves that problem

Possibly …like seeing the way that the kings are guarding them should be embarrassing …they’re not even scrambling that hard back to recover from doubling AD they don’t give a fukk ..they were daring the lakers to take open shots …that’s a skill set issue for sure …I don’t see how a front office can watch that and think nah this team sucks instead of yeah we are hamstringing these players

 

[Voice of Reason]

You don't need talent to understand that strategy is never going to work. Pick and roll with any guard except Beverly should be the default there.

Lonnie Walker is not a good passer.

It seems like Russ is the only dude that can get AD a lob.

 

[Left.A1]

Season is cooked dude. We would have to go on a 8 game streak to get to .500. The 2020 team had 1 9 game streak lmao.

Meh we’re not even in December …I remember the hawks were like 4-9 to start last year and still made the playoffs ..the mavs started 2021 pretty shaky too and made the WCF ..they just have to fix this construction there’s still time

 

[seraphx]

I'm legit sad man. Another wasted season with nothing to look forward to. I was excited for ball this year too after last year hoping for a decent season. That shyt sucks.

 

[Lakerman0834]

Russ with a terrible shot then let’s fox waltz down the lane for lay up. At least his stats look good that maybe we can trick a team he still has it

 

[Left.A1]

Despite all of the criticism AD is playing pretty well considering he's getting doubled every time and he his carrying the defense.


Like you said they just don't have the shooters to be a threat.

It’s just you can’t have an offense that features players that like to score at the bucket with no threats to make you pay for converging

 

[Osmosis]

They don't have anyone that can consistently create off of the dribble

All Russ had to do was make the skip pass to the weakside for a three when they're doubling AD. Walker and Reaves were on the floor and shot well today. Doubling in the post should be an automatic open 3 instead Russ decided to shoot some midrange BS off the glass.

 

[areohbee824]

Our Friday night record the last two seasons gotta be bottom 5 in the league

 

[Voice of Reason]

The only person I remotely feel bad for is Darvin Ham but then I remember how bad this offense is and I put a lot of that blame on him. He needs an offensive minded assistant really bad. Even a guy like Pat Bev in reality isn’t this bad. No one on this team has looked better because of Ham. Lonnie is just getting an opportunity, that’s it. Ham’s offense is just making everyone worse.

The only way we’re blowing this up is if we keep losing. Why y’all want to be a play in team for? If the pelicans get wemby so the fukk what. That’s not on me

The Pelicans get to pick between the 24 & 25 pick so if you blow it up now you don't get this year or next years pick.

The only way you blow it up if you can fleece a team like the Knicks for multiple picks.


They just need to trade for Hield and Turner now that the best case.

 

[seraphx]

 

[Trojan 24]

Pat Bev 3?

LeSavants told me he and None were shooters

 

[CantStop]

The Pelicans get to pick between the 24 & 25 pick so if you blow it up now you don't get this year or next years pick.

The only way you blow it up if you can fleece a team like the Knicks for multiple picks.


They just need to trade for Hield and Turner now that the best case.

Bro who cares. Pelicans gonna get our pick regardless. U blow it up now cause AD’s value will never be higher than it is right now. He’s a used car once u drive it off the lot. Time is ticking to get value. We made this mistake with Pau and lost him for nothing

 

[seraphx]

Bro who cares. Pelicans gonna get our pick regardless. U blow it up now cause AD’s value will never be higher than it is right now. He’s a used car once u drive it off the lot. Time is ticking to get value. We made this mistake with Pau and lost him for nothing

I know this sounds crazy but I believe there is no way the NBA would let them get the 1st pick in the draft from the Lakers anyway. Like they would rig it, they JUST got Zion. They'd let it go to someone else.

 

[seraphx]

Start the rebuild. Burn this shyt down.

 

[MikelArteta]

Pat Beverley is stealing money