Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

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CantStop

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Jamaal Murray is not a fukkin superstar

He’s not

He’s hot right now but he‘s no fukkin superstar

He's not a superstar but he's a bigger threat than Lebron and AD offensively and that's what matters. Who on this team can score 23 in a quarter? We barely have any players that can score 25 in a single game. In fact, we have no one averaging more than 23.5 and that's Bron. There's a big problem with that. Yea, that works against GS and Memphis because they both had very visible shortcomings but against Denver, no chance.
 

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And if the Nuggets win this title this a one off

This is like the 1979 Supersonics or 2011 Mavericks winning a chip

Might even have to throw the 2021 Bucks on this list too :francis:

These nikkas are One All Time Great, a fringe streaky star and some fukkin role players

I just cannot accept these regular ass nikkas being NBA Champions :mindblown:
 

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He's not a superstar but he's a bigger threat than Lebron and AD offensively and that's what matters. Who on this team can score 23 in a quarter? We barely have any players that can score 25 in a single game. In fact, we have no one averaging more than 23.5 and that's Bron. There's a big problem with that. Yea, that works against GS and Memphis because they both had very visible shortcomings but against Denver, no chance.
On the real I think Hoochimama can do that

He’s been sick offensively in these playoffs but ya mans Ja Jar Binks keeps fukkin with his minutes :beli:
 

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He's not a superstar but he's a bigger threat than Lebron and AD offensively and that's what matters. Who on this team can score 23 in a quarter? We barely have any players that can score 25 in a single game. In fact, we have no one averaging more than 23.5 and that's Bron. There's a big problem with that. Yea, that works against GS and Memphis because they both had very visible shortcomings but against Denver, no chance.

jamal murray always shows up in the playoffs
 

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Stockholm syndrome hitting @CantStop hard rn.

He's down so bad he's even given his approval for the opps to talk shyt.


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I said we had no chance against Denver.

even if we do get past the warriors, we have no chance against the nuggets

I saw exactly which team would whoop us and I saw exactly why. We struggle against teams with a lethal perimeter threat. If Klay was even above average, we would have lost. He's taking the same shots as Murray but he was absolutely cooked. It's why Boston would beat us. We have no one that can go toe to toe scoring wise with those types. It is what it is, this is why none of this is shocking to me.
 

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He's not a superstar but he's a bigger threat than Lebron and AD offensively and that's what matters. Who on this team can score 23 in a quarter? We barely have any players that can score 25 in a single game. In fact, we have no one averaging more than 23.5 and that's Bron. There's a big problem with that. Yea, that works against GS and Memphis because they both had very visible shortcomings but against Denver, no chance.
TBF AD did just drop 40. AD is capable...when he wants too.
 

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Jamaal Murray was 5/17 until the 4th quarter!!

What the fukk happened?

That shyt is inexcusable for him to have 23 in the 4th after being cheeks in the 1st 3 quarters
 

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Jamaal Murray is not a fukkin superstar

He’s not

He’s hot right now but he‘s no fukkin superstar
He was on pace to become one with his playoff performance, then got hurt. Was always super talented. Was a lottery pick, played at kentucky after reclassifying early, played for national team, etc. Its not like he is unknown coming out of no where, he been a baller all his life basically, shot the 3 really well also..
 

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Not having Malik Monk has absolutely killed us. He would have been lethal for us. Just bad timing to not have the cap space for him. He would have been our go to scorer in the 4th. Imagine Lonnie Walker’s game 4 performance being regular, that’s what Malik would do.
 

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I said we had no chance against Denver.



I saw exactly which team would whoop us and I saw exactly why. We struggle against teams with a lethal perimeter threat. If Klay was even above average, we would have lost. He's taking the same shots as Murray but he was absolutely cooked. It's why Boston would beat us. We have no one that can go toe to toe scoring wise with those types. It is what it is, this is why none of this is shocking to me.
Youve literally said we had no chance all season

:gucci:

That we wouldn't make the play-in, that we needed to trade Bron and AD, that we'd be out the playoffs, that we wouldn't win round 1, that we'd lose round 2

I've said that I thought we lose this series in 7 games, but I'm not gonna act like the series is over cause we lost against the best home court team in the NBA.

3 out of the next 4 games are at home. We haven't lost at home yet. We gotta do what we should and turn it into a 7 game series and make it happen.

No one should listen to you. You've been down in this team since the jump
 

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He was on pace to become one with his playoff performance, then got hurt. Was always super talented. Was a lottery pick, played at kentucky after reclassifying early, played for national team, etc. Its not like he is unknown coming out of no where, he been a baller all his life basically, shot the 3 really well also..
:mjlol:

So now Jamaal Murray is T Mac in his prime?

I don’t care Jamaal fukkin Murray after bein complete ass in the 1st 3 quarters should not be goin off for no 23 in one quarter he‘s not nice like that to me

Vando woulda shut all that shyt down he’s 6’9!!

Darvin Ham is a fukkin LB nikka who should be coaching AAU
 
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