Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[Edub]

we aight ….matter of fact, we good

 

[Bone$]

How do you not swing it to the best shooter on the team who was already 5/9 from 3?

I said this in the game thread. Shot was selfish as fukk

 

[CantStop]

I'm chuckling at the fact that AD and D-Lo had awful games yet Bron taking the beats... y'all want Bron to dominate in the post but don't even pretend that AD or D-Lo can do the same.... for all the talk that Bron is "just another player" y'all always prove you know who really carries this team.





Going to the post repeatedly ain't gonna work against a halfway competent defense unless you surround him with shooters. You can run it on occasion but not when they're ready to rotate. That's the reality of the zone era.

How delusional do you have to be to not see AD is getting slandered

Still waiting for those charts btw

 

[Rayzah]

Y'all say this every year. The Lakers weren't even supposed the be in the playoffs....The Lakers will easily be a title contender next season if these very doable things happen during the offseason:

* Lebron gets hit foot healthy
* Rui/Reaves continues to develop
* Sign shooter (S.Curry)
* Get quality minutes from a backup center (Maybe that's Bamba)

All of these things are realistic...Now if the Lakers could somehow find a way to acquire Kyrie without giving up Rui/Resve, they will be title favorites...One of the reasons Lebron got hurt in the first place was that he had to carry a huge load after AD went down. With the players LA now has and could acquire during the offseason. Lebron won't have to avg 33 ppg for a 1-month stretch of games.

 

[Theo Penn]

Go easy on him. Breh obviously smokes dust.

 

[CantStop]

He’s talking about Seth and it’s somewhat realistic if he’s a free agent. The only unrealistic part about that post is that Lakers will be able to compete for a title next year. Not winning a title with 0 superstars unless you’re the 2004 Pistons.

 

[T.he I.nformant]

Also fukk Mike Malone bytchass acting like nobody believe in them etc. nikka y'all are the number 1 seed. most analyst picked y'all AND you are the betting favorite. fukk Denver.

Stop the cap

Throughout the year the Nuggets were called frauds

It was yeah yeah this the regular season wait to the playoffs type energy

Entering the playoffs mafukkas on here were questioning whether Denver was the worst number 1 seed ever

Going into the Phoenix series the analysts weren’t picking Denver

Denver Nuggets (1) vs. Phoenix Suns (4)​

Kendra Andrews: Suns in 6

Jerry Bembry: Nuggets in 7

Jamal Collier: Suns in 6

Nick DePaula: Suns in 6

Nick Friedell: Suns in 6

Kirk Goldsberry: Suns in 7

Israel Gutierrez: Suns in 6

Tim Legler: Suns in 6

Tim MacMahon: Suns in 6

Bobby Marks: Nuggets in 7

Dave McMenamin: Suns in 6

Kevin Pelton: Suns in 6

Jorge Sedano: Suns in 7

Ramona Shelburne: Nuggets in 7

André Snellings: Suns in 6

Marc Spears: Suns in 7

Ohm Youngmisuk: Nuggets in 7

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Final tally: Suns 13, Nuggets 4


NBA experts' picks for Warriors-Lakers and every second-round series

It was rah rah Book rah rah KD and we saw what happened there

While these same analysts favored the Nuggets beating the Lakers in a 7 game series, Malone had to hear about the Lakers figuring out Jokic and the Nuggets because they staged an unsuccessful comeback in game 1 and how Rui would be the key going forward

Mafukkas on here said what the Nuggets did offensively was unsustainable

Mafukkas on here had they chests all poking out with predictions before games 1 and 2 talking bout we gon do this we gon do that lakers in 5 uh uh lakers in 6 uh uh lakers in 7

Don’t believe me though, look through your own thread, look through the series thread—plenty doubters and haters galore for the Nuggets

Make no mistake, Lakers can still win the series; it’s first to 4 not 2. And they had a chance to steal both games on the road

But the reality is they didn’t

And the reality is that all Denver did was protect home court

We’ll see what happens in LA where the Lakers haven’t lost—mafukkas in the media and on here already saying it’ll be coming back to Denver tied 2-2

We’ll see

I’ll let you have it; I just ain’t feeling like letting the disingenuous shyt slide acting like Malone is delusional in telling the truth about how people have felt about the Nuggets

 

[Joe Sixpack]

I went to bed and this hook nose cornball goof Murray was 5/17 and I get up and this Canadian faghot scores 23 in the 4th with no Vando on the fukkin court to defend him

fukkin disgusting this Linebacker coach Ham is a fukkin clown!

 

[Joe Sixpack]

I'm really tired a this Irish faghot Denver
coach..

This muthafukka think he Bill Parcells

Games 3 and 4 need to be a different fukkin story

 

[Mars]

Seth Curry...Career 47.5/43.5/86.2 shooter...Has shot 40% or better from 3 pt range in 7 consecutive seasons.

 

[HoldThisL]

Stop the cap

Throughout the year the Nuggets were called frauds

It was yeah yeah this the regular season wait to the playoffs type energy

Entering the playoffs mafukkas on here were questioning whether Denver was the worst number 1 seed ever

Going into the Phoenix series the analysts weren’t picking Denver

Denver Nuggets (1) vs. Phoenix Suns (4)​

Kendra Andrews: Suns in 6

Jerry Bembry: Nuggets in 7

Jamal Collier: Suns in 6

Nick DePaula: Suns in 6

Nick Friedell: Suns in 6

Kirk Goldsberry: Suns in 7

Israel Gutierrez: Suns in 6

Tim Legler: Suns in 6

Tim MacMahon: Suns in 6

Bobby Marks: Nuggets in 7

Dave McMenamin: Suns in 6

Kevin Pelton: Suns in 6

Jorge Sedano: Suns in 7

Ramona Shelburne: Nuggets in 7

André Snellings: Suns in 6

Marc Spears: Suns in 7

Ohm Youngmisuk: Nuggets in 7

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Final tally: Suns 13, Nuggets 4


NBA experts' picks for Warriors-Lakers and every second-round series

It was rah rah Book rah rah KD and we saw what happened there

While these same analysts favored the Nuggets beating the Lakers in a 7 game series, Malone had to hear about the Lakers figuring out Jokic and the Nuggets because they staged an unsuccessful comeback in game 1 and how Rui would be the key going forward

Mafukkas on here said what the Nuggets did offensively was unsustainable

Mafukkas on here had they chests all poking out with predictions before games 1 and 2 talking bout we gon do this we gon do that lakers in 5 uh uh lakers in 6 uh uh lakers in 7

Don’t believe me though, look through your own thread, look through the series thread—plenty doubters and haters galore for the Nuggets

Make no mistake, Lakers can still win the series; it’s first to 4 not 2. And they had a chance to steal both games on the road

But the reality is they didn’t

And the reality is that all Denver did was protect home court

We’ll see what happens in LA where the Lakers haven’t lost—mafukkas in the media and on here already saying it’ll be coming back to Denver tied 2-2

We’ll see

I’ll let you have it; I just ain’t feeling like letting the disingenuous shyt slide acting like Malone is delusional in telling the truth about how people have felt about the Nuggets

Your right, and even if Lakers get swept, they will still be talked about more than the Nuggets. It's the name of the game, it happens to every team facing them except other big markets.

 

[Edub]

@Gil Scott-Heroin why do you have to be re-taught how this game works season after season

 

[Edub]

I'm really tired a this Irish faghot Denver
coach..

This muthafukka think Bill Parcells

Games 3 and 4 need to be a different fukkin story

Facts

 

[Dr. Narcisse]

I went to bed and this hook nose cornball goof Murray was 5/17 and I get up and this Canadian faghot scores 23 in the 4th with no Vando on the fukkin court to defend him

fukkin disgusting this Linebacker coach Ham is a fukkin clown!

It all comes back to game 1 imo. How Ham let Jokic and Murray get so comfortable the majority of that game was the backbreaker. That was the game to steal. Really gotta question how much they prepped that game or if they legit thought Phoenix was going to the WCF.

 

[Joe Sixpack]

It all comes back to game 1 imo. How Ham let Jokic and Murray get so comfortable the majority of that game was the backbreaker. That was the game to steal. Really gotta question how much they prepped that game or if they legit thought Phoenix was going to the WCF.

Everyone was in a rush to give Ham mad credit

He still does crazy head scratching shyt