Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[CantStop]

Youve literally said we had no chance all season



That we wouldn't make the play-in, that we needed to trade Bron and AD, that we'd be out the playoffs, that we wouldn't win round 1, that we'd lose round 2

I've said that I thought we lose this series in 7 games, but I'm not gonna act like the series is over cause we lost against the best home court team in the NBA.

3 out of the next 4 games are at home. We haven't lost at home yet. We gotta do what we should and turn it into a 7 game series and make it happen.

No one should listen to you. You've been down in this team since the jump

Everything I said was pre trade. We were the 13th seed for the majority of the season. No one cares for your optimism considering you’ve been wrong about everything this entire series lmao.

I’m not gonna do this all playoffs bruh. Just keep pushing that narrative that Bron missing 3s is all that’s wrong with him. I see you and I respect it. I would be doing the same thing with Bean. I miss being a player Stan

 

[Black Mamba]

I saw something that said the team remains undeterred. While that’s not a bad thing I also hope this isn’t like 2011 when we had delusions of grandeur saying we gon come back from 0-3. There needs to be more urgency.

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fukk THAT SERIES I WAS TRYING TO FORGET THIS shyt

 

[Trojan 24]

Then you clearly don’t know what bronball is. Bronball = milking the clock and/or taking a stare down ball stopping stepback tired 3. Did you watch the game

And again, it is misleading bc there is nothing in +/- that accounts for a player completely going rogue. Overall, Bron played well. But in the first few of the 4th? Quite literally bc of him they went from +5 to -12 in about 5 minutes

That was essentially a different player. So in this instance his overall “+2” is completely useless it tells you nothing. The man went -17 in 4 minutes.

Hey breh can you break it down to me how AD and Bron played almost the same amount of minutes and have such different +/-? It's almost like one is them is getting his minutes matched to the best player in the league or something and the other isn't

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

Jamaal Murray was 5/17 until the 4th quarter!!

What the fukk happened?

That shyt is inexcusable for him to have 23 in the 4th after being cheeks in the 1st 3 quarters

The 23 percent brotha that he has in him... reared its head out during the fourth.



But man do i despise these nuggets. Its strange because i don't know why - prolly has to do with anyone playing against bron in the west. lol. Although I love the heat.



Hope Lakes get at least get 7 games out of this so Denver is wown out by the finals (unless Bronnie pulls a miracle out of his gluteus).




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[Joe Sixpack]

Not having Malik Monk has absolutely killed us. He would have been lethal for us. Just bad timing to not have the cap space for him. He would have been our go to scorer in the 4th. Imagine Lonnie Walker’s game 4 performance being regular, that’s what Malik would do.

Yeah I miss that gunner ass nikka too but Hoochie can do this though but Ham is still underestimating him

 

[skyrunner1]

So now Jamaal Murray is T Mac in his prime?

I don’t care Jamaal fukkin Murray after bein complete ass in the 1st 3 quarters should not be goin off for no 23 in one quarter he‘s not nice like that to me

Vando woulda shut all that shyt down he’s 6’9!!

Darvin Ham is a fukkin LB nikka who should be coaching AAU

Who said anything about tmac He has shown in playoffs before he can get hot.. They are playing at home and once a couple shots finally went down whatver stats he had before went out the window you better tighten up and not give him those looks.. Shoulda made sure he stayed complete ass for 4 qtrs

And Vando is a specialist, Denver coach say he not playoff ready.. I know some on here talking he can be an allstar but its not looking good, dude cant shoot for shyt

 

[jaydawg08]

Everything I said was pre trade. We were the 13th seed for the majority of the season. No one cares for your optimism considering you’ve been wrong about everything this entire series lmao.

I’m not gonna do this all playoffs bruh. Just keep pushing that narrative that Bron missing 3s is all that’s wrong with him. I see you and I respect it. I would be doing the same thing with Bean. I miss being a player Stan

You've said the same thing post trade deadline. That we wouldn't be here either.

Ive been right about this entire season, you've literally been wrong about that entire season. LLITERALLY. We weren't supposed to be in the playoffs according to you, weren't beating Memphis, or GS.

I will say I thought we'd win one of the road games, but I was wrong. Now we just gotta win our home games and anything can happen in a Game 7.

Bron has covered alot of the missing pieces this team (backup big, no other rebounder, playmaker) but he's not without his faults and I chalk a big of that to his foot, age, and the high minutes.

 

[Joe Sixpack]

The 23 percent brotha that he has in him... reared its head out during the fourth.



But man do i despise these nuggets. Its strange because i don't know why - prolly has to do with anyone playing against bron in the west. lol. Although I love the heat.



Hope Lakes get at least get 7 games out of this so Denver is wown out by the finals (unless Bronnie pulls a miracle out of his gluteus).




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You hate the Nuggets cause their coach is a fake ass Bill Parcells who stays poppin off, Jamaal Murray looks like every girl he ever fukked with cheated on him and you got nikkas like bum ass Bruce Brown who is ice grilling nikkas all of a sudden like a he killa

 

[Joe Sixpack]

Who said anything about tmac He has shown in playoffs before he can get hot.. They are playing at home and once a couple shots finally went down whatver stats he had before went out the window you better tighten up and not give him those looks.. Shoulda made sure he stayed complete ass for 4 qtrs

And Vando is a specialist, Denver coach say he not playoff ready.. I know some on here talking he can be an allstar but its not looking good, dude cant shoot for shyt

Vando is a specialist but you can’t sit there and let Murray do this shyt in the 4th quarter and do nothing to stop it!

You can’t do that

 

[skyrunner1]

You hate the Nuggets cause their coach is a fake ass Bill Parcells who stays poppin off, Jamaal Murray looks like every girl he ever fukked with cheated on him and you got nikkas like bum ass Bruce Brown who is ice grilling nikkas all of a sudden like a he killa

Man I been riding with Bruce brown since his days at UM, but that shyt is annoying AF.. Like breh when did you get like this?!

 

[CantStop]

You've said the same thing post trade deadline. That we wouldn't be here either.

Ive been right about this entire season, you've literally been wrong about that entire season. LLITERALLY. We weren't supposed to be in the playoffs according to you, weren't beating Memphis, or GS.

I will say I thought we'd win one of the road games, but I was wrong. Now we just gotta win our home games and anything can happen in a Game 7.

Bron has covered alot of the missing pieces this team (backup big, no other rebounder, playmaker) but he's not without his faults and I chalk a big of that to his foot, age, and the high minutes.

Of course you chalk it up to everything that's outside of his control. Bron can do no wrong in your eyes. You would think the dozens of posters saying how biased you are would be a wake up call. Nothing wrong with being biased, everything wrong with being biased and pretending you're not. Keep pushing your personal agenda though, we didn't forget you already admitting you're not a Lakers fan which is fine.

 

[Lakerman0834]

Bron Stan’s can’t admit is closer than they think

 

[HoldThisL]

Bout to put money on Lakers winning 4 straight because I'm delusional.

 

[jaydawg08]

Of course you chalk it up to everything that's outside of his control. Bron can do no wrong in your eyes. You would think the dozens of posters saying how biased you are would be a wake up call. Nothing wrong with being biased, everything wrong with being biased and pretending you're not. Keep pushing your personal agenda though, we didn't forget you already admitting you're not a Lakers fan which is fine.

Lol I mean Bron puts up bad 3's because he's tired (due to his age), can't get to the rim the same way he could earlier in the year (due to the foot injury).

These are basic level analysis stuff, which I already know you can't do.

He should def be criticized for not giving the ball up when he's that tired, but if we're being real Reaves is the only guy who should have the ball in hands in crunch time late in games besides Bron.

DLO shouldn't see crunch time minutes, DS is a horrible playmaker, AD has struggled mightily in crunch time situations in the playoffs offensively.. we don't have alot of other options

 

[CantStop]

Lol I mean Bron puts up bad 3's because he's tired (due to his age), can't get to the rim the same way he could earlier in the year (due to the foot injury).

These are basic level analysis stuff, which I already know you can't do.

He should def be criticized for not giving the ball up when he's that tired, but if we're being real Reaves is the only guy who should have the ball in hands in crunch time late in games besides Bron.

DLO shouldn't see crunch time minutes, DS is a horrible playmaker, AD has struggled mightily in crunch time situations in the playoffs offensively.. we don't have alot of other options

Lol I mean Bron puts up bad 3's because he's tired (due to his age), can't get to the rim the same way he could earlier in the year (due to the foot injury).

Hate to break it to you but that's literally how every player falls off. It's age which means fatigue and injuries, that comes with being washed. You expect dudes to play until 45. It's basic human nature. You don't even need to be a pro athlete to know that. How are you using him being tired as an excuse for his horrendous 3 pt shooting when he's missing 3s even in the first quarter when the game just started. I saw the same thing with Bean, he was a horrendous shooter his latter years and that came with him being washed due to his injuries and age. That's literally what washed means when you can't do what you could previously do due to physical limitations. We aren't changing the definition now.