Cooked Kings, bytchmade bigs, and shytty snitches: Your 2022-23 GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers season thread

[HoldThisL]

Today is the day Warriors get kicked out the playoffs by the Lakers and their dynasty ends. Lakers will put on a defensive clinic and make all of their shots

 

[threattonature]

Yeah Bron will give us 23-25 with good defense

We need a couple role players to have big games, and Ham needs to adjust to what Kerr has been doing.

Honestly would like to see Bron's minutes dropped to around 32-34. Need him to trust his teammates. The Warriors move way too much on offense for him to pace himself by taking plays off on defense. I'd rather he go hard for less minutes and trust his teammates to do their thing. So far this series the team has been either even or a positive with him on the bench. Those numbers could be skewed due to so many blowouts but overall I think the team would be better with him dropping the minutes and he's able to truly play like Lebron.

 

[RAX 010]

Laker fans are unified

that's all that matters

them other cats aren't Laker fans.

And therein lies the problem


It's way too much hate and bad vibes and vitriol going against one another
Lebron and Kobe was solid when Kobe passed
I'm a spiritual nikka and I just get bad vibes when I see nikkas beefing with each other
And if I get bad vibes the basketball gods must not be happy is all I'm saying let's bury the hatchet and unify as fans and put good spiritual juju towards our team

Now let's Rally together and let Saint Kobe shine over this Boss Angeles LWO let the black mamba blood flow thru the veins of our players tonight in the Crypt as we battle against not only the GSW but the refs the league and all negative forces that aim to stop our pursuit of what is our destiny
We maybe outnumbered by the forces against us but we shall still prevail

Amen

 

[Dipsey Doo]

Gameplan should be AD heavy with LeBron picking his spots on offense and defense. I'd like to see LeBron with double digit rebounds tonight.

 

[Super Cheech]

Send these GSW hoes to Cancun tonight

 

[Family Lives Matter]

I need an all great old nikka performance from lebron today putting them old timer moves on these young brehs

 

[G-Zeus]

Gameplan should be AD heavy with LeBron picking his spots on offense and defense. I'd like to see LeBron with double digit rebounds tonight.

AD mid range.. if Bamba available.. give him 2 minutes just to tests the lobs...

But if they go paint heavy for AD... GSW is ready for it

 

[Hater]

Please gawd

 

[Lakerman0834]

And therein lies the problem


It's way too much hate and bad vibes and vitriol going against one another
Lebron and Kobe was solid when Kobe passed
I'm a spiritual nikka and I just get bad vibes when I see nikkas beefing with each other
And if I get bad vibes the basketball gods must not be happy is all I'm saying let's bury the hatchet and unify as fans and put good spiritual juju towards our team

Now let's Rally together and let Saint Kobe shine over this Boss Angeles LWO let the black mamba blood flow thru the veins of our players tonight in the Crypt as we battle against not only the GSW but the refs the league and all negative forces that aim to stop our pursuit of what is our destiny
We maybe outnumbered by the forces against us but we shall still prevail

Amen

Naw laker fans all rooting for team to win. We went at Kobe for fukking up and we go at bron too. When you on GOAT franchise you ain’t immune to criticism.

Bronsexuals just get emotional and derail the thread with paragraphs about why we are haters and bron the best over any slight criticism

But all my OG lakers fans in this thread are United for #18

 

[CantStop]

Naw laker fans all rooting for team to win. We went at Kobe for fukking up and we go at bron too. When you on GOAT franchise you ain’t immune to criticism.

Bronsexuals just get emotional and derail the thread with paragraphs about why we are haters and bron the best over any slight criticism

But all my OG lakers fans in this thread are United for #18

this is pretty much it. This isn’t the Cavs or Miami, no player is bigger than the franchise. It’s a hard concept to grasp for a certain fanbase. But don’t get it twisted, this is probably the most united we’ve been since 2010.

 

[HollywoodP]

Basketball gawd...i dont ask you for much. Just please give the Lakers the strength and determination to win tonight.

 

[GreatestLaker]

 

[Torrential]

gameday brehs

 

[10bandz]

Can’t wait until 7

 

[jaydawg08]

I may need to put @CantStop on ignore for just 1 game.. I never put someone on ignore, but this game is the season and the last thing I wanna do is read 50x in this thread about how hope is lost and the run is over and we need to trade everyone