Come Hear the Tale of My fukked Up Vacation to NY.

maxamusa

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I'm not trippin. My kids get out all the time but they've never seen a lot of shyt also. They've only been alive 3 and 4 years. We live in bumfukk alabama. Farms, tractors, lawn mowers, forests, trails, rivers, climbing trees, etc. We country boys so all of that new shyt was a surprise to their young eyes. I'm not worried about it. :yeshrug:


I remember the 1st time I visited my country folk I suggested sushi for dinner...they all hit me with the :dahell:
 

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nikkas always coming in here being all serious about a light hearted story. nikkas be acting like they wrote the manual on raising kids :heh:

man 1 time when my oldest was like maybe 3 we were at my dawgs crib kicking it playing cards....I got faded.....our apartment was on the 3rd floor had to hit the stairs....I was drunk and toward the top I slipped holding lil man cause he was passed out it was late....


off instinct I kept him close like a football spun my body around and ate the stairs....next day I was sore as a MF....but he woke up when it happened and was scared and that made me feel like the biggest POS on earth :mjcry:

he didn't have a scratch on him :whew:


wifey gave me that talk tho that I party 2 much blah blah blah :scust:
 

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Whole thread full of corny fakkits tryna be comedians leaving fake edgelord replies because they’re mad that they will never reproduce or have a woman who loves them :umad:

Good sh!t OP you held it down through all the trials and tribulations :salute: all I got to say to that is….


















































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:lolbron:
 

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So glad our children are older now. We still have a ten year old though.
:whew: It's so much easier!
 

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I cherish these days but man I look forward to the day they're a little older.
Try to enjoy it! That time flies by fast! We have five children. You will get there.
I don't know why all these dudes are saying they have no wife or seeds like that's an accomplishment. Your bloodline is over fool!
Raising young children and learning patience is a part of growing as a human. Its not all about sex, money and drugs/liquor.
 

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So glad our children are older now. We still have a ten year old though.
:whew: It's so much easier!
Yeah - then you look back at those days and cherish them. If you did the right thing and were a good parent you got as much out of it as the kid you raised. I am becoming a better teacher overall. Teaching my son to drive right now is the ultimate test sheesh
 
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