Come Hear the Tale of My fukked Up Vacation to NY.

[The BasedFather]

nikkas in here making fun of my seeds cause they ain't never been on an escalator. Our town population is barely over 20k. We got one walmart . One high school.

My boys have seen machinery. I got a power drill and 1917 Ford Model T automobile. We Gotta toaster too. fukk you guys

What’s Alabama like? Worth visiting?

 

[Black Mamba]

I had to stop at

I gave him his tablet and he threw it on the ground talking bout "I don't want the tablet daddy, I want the airplane"!

Nah nikka. I would’ve bit his head off publicly for that shyt.

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

Bruh you raising some BAMA's

Just kidding breh.. i love these stories and the joke comments that come after. Salute to you for being able to handle all that fukkery lol glad the kids got to have fun in the end lol i would of just went home and lit up with a brewski and locked myself in my room with the steam deck and said fukk it.

 

[Creflo ½ Dollar]

No. Everybody not perfect. You grow and learn like with everything else in life and make improvements arrogant ass nikka.
There is no manual on parenting.

This is The Coli breh, everybody here is perfect and knows everything and never even taken a small loss. People in here ego is so fragile they even choose to act “better than” in a thread about a family trip.

Anyways I preciate the lighthearted story

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Why the fukk are your kids afraid of trains, escalators and elevators? Is this the first time they left the house?

His kids are fùcking herbs

 

[Timbs]

Bruh trying to make a flight is enough trouble as it is on your own, can't even imagine with kids

 

[Dad]

You live and you learn. Sorry the kids were disappointed

 

[analog]

Man I was stressing just reading the story. Glad you survived the ordeal and the family good. It's important as a man to expose your kids to travel and other experiences but that shyt comes at such a high cost


My boys are absolute troopers when it comes to travel and I couldn't be more grateful. Had a midnight stop over in El Salvador, before arriving in Costa Rica at like 2AM during our last vacation. My 5 year old woke up quietly and calmly proceeded over to customs. While waiting in line, there was a little cac boy around my kids age/size and this motherfukker was blaring like a banshee. I'm talking kicking and screaming at the top of his lungs while his parents literally dragged him on the floor.

I look down at my kid whose looking confused at this other kids action. I explain to him that not everyone is good at managing stress as he is, and I told him how proud I was of him and thanked him for making the trip a breeze. He thanked me in return for bringing him and told me how excited he was to see the beaches

@Hathaway stay patient breh. You'll have plenty of amazing memories with your boys.

 

[Hathaway]

What’s Alabama like? Worth visiting?

Hell no. Well, Bham, Huntsville and Mobile are cool. Outside of that, if you passing through, keep paasing through.

I had to stop at



Nah nikka. I would’ve bit his head off publicly for that shyt.

Nah, I didn't wanna snatch him up in public unless I had to. Physical discipline is always the last resort. What I told him was good enough for him to get the message.

My wife looked at me and asked what I said to him. I just looked at her like

 

[maxamusa]

His kids are fùcking herbs

you outta pocket MB's son with that 1; you need 2 watch how u talk 2 my dawg @Hathaway

 

[Hathaway]

you outta pocket MB's son with that 1; you need 2 watch how u talk 2 my dawg @Hathaway

I'm not trippin. My kids get out all the time but they've never seen a lot of shyt also. They've only been alive 3 and 4 years. We live in bumfukk alabama. Farms, tractors, lawn mowers, forests, trails, rivers, climbing trees, etc. We country boys so all of that new shyt was a surprise to their young eyes. I'm not worried about it.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

you outta pocket MB's son with that 1; you need 2 watch how u talk 2 my dawg @Hathaway

Them kids clearly ain’t built for this city breh.

Crying over escalators and shyt

 

[flea]

Damn, your boys sound like some sissies

 

[Hathaway]

Damn, your boys sound like some sissies

They're fukking toddlers

 

[Uncouth Savage]

First time I saw a helicopter as a child, I hyperventilated, screamed and ran.
In public.
Thought it was gonna fall on me.
Your sons will be ok.