Colonoscopy Unappreciation Thread

[The Guru]

Intermittently I get a weird pain in what feels like left of the colon near the lower back/pelvis. What i look up it might be sciatica/sciatic nerve near the pelvis.
I wonder sometimes if it might be something else. But i'm not looking forward to a procedure like that

 

[Vandelay]

@Vandelay when/are you going to get a colonoscopy??

I don't even know how to respond to this breh...

 

[Belize King]

My Wife just had one on Monday. She said after the procedure she was blowing up our neighbor's car.

I turn 40 next year.

 

[beenz]

Under no circumstance am I letting anyone stick anything up my tooter. NO DIDDY

better than getting your colon removed and running around with a shyt bag

 

[L. Deezy]

Under no circumstance am I letting anyone stick anything up my tooter. NO DIDDY

grow up.. like seriously

 

[Illuminatos]

Got mine done today. Everything went fine. Going to do a virtual meeting with my doctor in a couple weeks to go over my results.

 

[The BasedFather]

I got 9 more years until penetration

 

[The ADD]

I got 9 more years until penetration

 

[L. Deezy]

Colonoscopy aint got shyt "no pun intended" on a prostate exam.

 

[The BasedFather]

No diddy

 

[The BasedFather]

Colonoscopy aint got shyt "no pun intended" on a prostate exam.

What’s the difference?

Don’t they just use a camera for both?

 

[beenz]

I just found out my female cousin, who's like a year younger than me, has colon cancer and just got her colon removed in the last week. now she has to have an ostomy bag. I don't know whether or not she had been getting the routine colonoscopy done prior to her losing her colon. it's terrible.

 

[beenz]

Do guys take off from work for these procedures?

How many days would you expect to be off of work

did mine last thursday, and I had to take the day off.

In theory, I could have went back to work, cuz I was done by 11am, but I was still kinda shytting a lot that day, so I just chilled out the rest of the day. by the evening time, I was 100% back to normal. when I woke up from the anesthesia, I felt fine with no side effects. I literally could have driven home after the procedure.

this is the 5th time I've had some type of procedure involving anesthesia tho.

 

[Belize King]

My Wife just had one on Monday. She said after the procedure she was blowing up our neighbor's car.

I turn 40 next year.

My Wife’s results came back today. Last time they took a few months. This time only a week. No cancer but she does have abnormal cells via HPV.

She’s going to meet a specialist and the specialist will decide if they can catch all the cells with the same colonoscopy procedure or if she should have full blown surgery.

God is good. Her spirit is good. She knows she’s can’t control anything and will take the advice of the doctors.

I’m fasting this Wednesday and praying throughout. I’m in Japan for another 27 days so it sucks not being able to hold her. Physical touch is a major part of a partnership and love.

We are looking to move out here in June but may have to wait until November depending on the scheduling of the procedure, results, and recommendations.

I just want her to be fully healthy and they find everything they can.

Coli Brehs take your health seriously. If you have family history of cancer, don’t. Wait until you are 45. Get it done now.

 

[Illuminatos]

Btw what prep did yall do? I had 2 doses of Sutab pills, one last night and one in the morning. The first dose I took last night made my face feel tight, gave me a stuffy nose and I ended up with an unbearable case of the chills. I did get those symptoms on the 2nd dose this morning but I didn’t start vomiting. I’m feeling better now but I’m not sure if that was routine.