Coli Text Challenge: Text a girl this Guarenteed to get some pu*sy

[RealAssanova]

I remember i went the academic route on dis one broad who i thought was in da bag. Instead of sayin "girl lemme whisper in yo' ear sweet nothins', i said..

"girl lemme whisper in yo' ear indefinite pronouns and their proper corresponding verbs"

Homegirl went from to in bout 60 seconds.

Needless to say, i got fed.

I thank the lord for dumb tricks

 

[innocentdevil]

twilight, true blood, its all vampire shyt. Homeboy should be worried about what that thang smell like, as opposed to what the fang feel like. ol Edward vs Bella type nikka

What if I told you...he already knows what it smells like

And stop trolling and post your text conversation...I'm not trying to ruin Tony's thread

 

[FukkaPaidEmail]

I'm having mixed results

 

[Dooby]

haha

Spoiler

prolly wont give you any d readin true blood ole can you believe she did that in chapter 2 lookin ass.

 

[innocentdevil]

prolly wont give you any d readin true blood ole can you believe she did that in chapter 2 lookin ass.

Prolly won't ask for it from you ol' reading is for squares lookin ass

 

[illadope]

 

[Dooby]

Prolly won't ask for it from you ol' reading is for squares lookin ass

1. I stopped settling a loooooong time ago

2. Never said reading in general was for squares but reading true blood...

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

LOL This didn't work for me at all.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

"After C? Is that a fruit juice?" fukked the entire mood up

 

[Kings County]

"After C? Is that a fruit juice?" fukked the entire mood up

:menlie::menlie::menlie::menlie:

 

[Action Jackson]

I went and made a fake tagged account. Tried this with no takers so I got frustrated and said to one chick "ratchet... just the way I like them"

she gon comeback with "sorry far from ratchet. so you dont like this one"


I feel dippin into my contacts would be too easy.

 

[innocentdevil]

1. I stopped settling a loooooong time ago

2. Never said reading in general was for squares but reading
true blood...

I'm a women breh...I agree it is for a male to be reading these books...again I'm reading them not him

 

[Swirv]

uploading pics via imgur.com would make those of us using restricted computers so much happier

AND ON TOP OF THAT......doing it that way doesnt even require you to register! Simply go to imgur.com, upload ur pic, copy and paste it here and we all win.

Doesnt work with iphone

 

[Recca Gatsby]

Funny shyt I'm bout to try this.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

I'm having mixed results

Because its corny as fukk. Any chick that you end up f*cking with the line would've hooked up with you anyway. Only text a chick something this corny if you've already smashed. If not, you'e better off asking if she's down to come over for a blunt and a movie