This entire thread has me
Smashing hoodrats is serious business, ma.
act like jail,child support,responsibility
aint shyt to you.
throw in some weed,ciroc and flash money.
youre good with them bear traps.
Da GAWD dropping that advice
Coli Brehs, gimme tips to smash some hoodrats
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Smashing hoodrats is serious business, ma.
Da GAWD dropping that advice
This is actually a hobby of mine, Other than music and making money, I really don't enjoy anything else but hanging w my sons (not by rats, lol)Ain't bad with chicks, in general, but I ain't had much love from hoodrats.
I'm a kinda nikka that can walk into a juice bar or coffee shop and get a number. Like a Donald Glover or some ish but I want something different.
I need some of that Kakey / Pinky loving once though
I'm like a frail looking negro with a baby face though
Help me out, brehs.
I think you may have trouble because you deal w them like every women, and they aren't used to that shyt.
For the most part, if u show a lil cash you don't even have to spend it on them... they just wanna be around it. Sometime u might have to spend a lil, but whats a lot to them is a lil to u. Avoid the ones looking for a complete save.
And I usually act like I would wife them if things were different... make bs up.
It only takes my 20 min to get back to the hood- and there are just so many 19-25 year olds there that are just waiting for 'a different type of dude' to come along. They only like proper men who might have money-- or thug nikkas. No in between.
O.T.I.S.
Veteran
I'll help you out breh.... for some reason hoodrats is all I seem to attract 
1. Get your skinny ass some tats. The type of tats you get depends on the quality of hoodrat you will attract. believe it or not, there is levels to hoodrats. If you get sleeves/memorials, you will get some of the badder ones. If you get tats that look like a 3 year old drew random pics on your body, then you'll probably get the bottom of the barrel
2. Dress... Any of the new Jordans will probably do. Or basically just some Air Forces if you to cheap for J's, or Timbs if you up north. Saggy pants with preferably with polo draws. High socks if you rocking shorts, tanktop or thermal depending on the weather. Polo anything if you in ATL
3. Get a grill
4. if you talk too proper, or if you a smart nikka then don't say shyt. Dumb nikkas talk the most, so stfu if you not stoopid or you'll blow your cover. Just look hard or like you about that life, use one word responses, never smile unless to purposely show off #3. If a nikka try you, slap him in mid sentence without hesitation
5. Do drugs. The main way most these nikkas get any chick is by smoking weed. If you sell weed, it's even better. Back in the day you could just buy a bottle of crown and be able to get a chick to swing by, these days weed is what these hoes want. But anything where they don't have to pay should get you in the door
I hope this helps playboi
1. Get your skinny ass some tats. The type of tats you get depends on the quality of hoodrat you will attract. believe it or not, there is levels to hoodrats. If you get sleeves/memorials, you will get some of the badder ones. If you get tats that look like a 3 year old drew random pics on your body, then you'll probably get the bottom of the barrel
2. Dress... Any of the new Jordans will probably do. Or basically just some Air Forces if you to cheap for J's, or Timbs if you up north. Saggy pants with preferably with polo draws. High socks if you rocking shorts, tanktop or thermal depending on the weather. Polo anything if you in ATL
3. Get a grill
4. if you talk too proper, or if you a smart nikka then don't say shyt. Dumb nikkas talk the most, so stfu if you not stoopid or you'll blow your cover. Just look hard or like you about that life, use one word responses, never smile unless to purposely show off #3. If a nikka try you, slap him in mid sentence without hesitation
5. Do drugs. The main way most these nikkas get any chick is by smoking weed. If you sell weed, it's even better. Back in the day you could just buy a bottle of crown and be able to get a chick to swing by, these days weed is what these hoes want. But anything where they don't have to pay should get you in the door
I hope this helps playboi
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Ain't bad with chicks, in general, but I ain't had much love from hoodrats.
I'm a kinda nikka that can walk into a juice bar or coffee shop and get a number. Like a Donald Glover or some ish but I want something different.
I need some of that Kakey / Pinky loving once though
I'm like a frail looking negro with a baby face though
Help me out, brehs.
if you don't know how to pull a hood rat already just pay for it breh
I actually gave up on hoodrats, i think its something that you either have or don't to pull them.
there's some nice ones back where i'm from, but i never got far with them
i always got some sh*t like "you're a good one", "you dress like a white boy", "you talk so proper"
in high school a b*tch actually suggested that I sag a little more/wear baggier shyt to appeal to chicks like her
there's some nice ones back where i'm from, but i never got far with them
i always got some sh*t like "you're a good one", "you dress like a white boy", "you talk so proper"
in high school a b*tch actually suggested that I sag a little more/wear baggier shyt to appeal to chicks like her
FLYINHAWAIIAN
Vegan For a Reason
"D"etails breh, "d"etails!
Breh, she was looking bad as fukk at a gas station. She walked past me, smelling like dro, told her she smelled nice. She kinda smiled and walked past me but as she was leaving she lOoked at me again so I just pounced.
Told her she she knew she wanted to give me them digits so do it before she regretted it. She did, we texted about smoking together, went to her crib, and fukked the ish outta her.
She a good chick to have on the team. Cooked me food, rolls my blunts, got that snapper, and swallows with a smile.
FLYINHAWAIIAN
Vegan For a Reason
So what did the Coli advice you to do that you used in this situatino?
You might have to spend at least 5 to 10 dollars...
1. Get her to invite you over to her house (this should be easy if you offer these two things below). (Caution: DO NOT...I REPEAT...DO NOT INVITE HER TO YOUR HOUSE...especially if you don't plan on seeing her again).
2. Get a redbox DVD, preferably something hood...ex. soul plane, friday, baby boy (bytches love this one), Belly (bytches love this one, too) and etc.
3. Get some chicken wings and fries from a Chinese spot.
You do this, tell her a few nice things (not too many nice things, she will think you are gay), and you should be wearing her ass out within 2 to 3 hours.
you a former hoodrat?Pretty much kill all that subtle flirting and smart sense of humor that works on your coffee shop chicks. They reply better to innuendo. Hoodrats reply to blunt honesty and action.
FLYINHAWAIIAN
Vegan For a Reason
So you actually told her "you know you wanna gimme the number. better hurry up before you regret it"
O.T.I.S.
Veteran
5. Do drugs. The main way most these nikkas get any chick is by smoking weed. If you sell weed, it's even better. Back in the day you could just buy a bottle of crown and be able to get a chick to swing by, these days weed is what these hoes want. But anything where they don't have to pay should get you in the door
I hope this helps playboi
Tellin' u playboi, I done lost hoodrats because I don't smoke... Thats all they really want
