Coli Brehs, gimme tips to smash some hoodrats

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Why you throwing shots, breh? :sadcam:

Don't you know I'm hurting here? :sadcam:
Breh, If you can smash regular chicks, then use the same game but tone it down for hooded rats
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breh no point in smashing hoodrats unless they look like Pinky and i bet thats rare

You prolly right. It's just for my PokeHo collection though.

Breh, If you can smash regular chicks, then use the same game but tone it down for hooded rats
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Wait, hoodrats is easier than regular chicks?

I dunno, breh. These chicks seem to be harder to catch the attention of.
 

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Ain't bad with chicks, in general, but I ain't had much love from hoodrats.
I'm a kinda nikka that can walk into a juice bar or coffee shop and get a number. Like a Donald Glover or some ish but I want something different.
I need some of that Kakey / Pinky loving once though :noah:
I'm like a frail looking negro with a baby face though :patrice:
Help me out, brehs.
question: the fukk you want a hoodrat for breh???? im from the hood & they annoy me.....
answer: dont, turn out a good chick you got, they be hidin that inner freak & once you unleash it:banderas: grab that preppy juice bar chick & feast on that ass :steviej:....

- Lower your IQ to 0
- Dress like this:


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:wtf: they seein who thermal underwear game on point???? this bullshyt now...
 

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There's 2 ways you do this.

Dress in clothes with the Italian designers` name blatantly written all over it.

Drive around in a late model luxury car and post up in simple ass places; Chinese store, rite aid, on the block, etc. Don't do it at the club because you'll be in a sea of other indiscernable Nikkaz doing the same thing. By late model I mean in the last 10 years.

Walk around with a knot of money...it can be a wad of one's wrapped in a 20. Find arbitrary reasons to pull said knot out.

Or,

find a gang of hood nikkaz to chill with and be the most proper nikka in the bunch. Someone will bite.
 

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There's 2 ways you do this.

Dress in clothes with the Italian designers` name blatantly written all over it.

Drive around in a late model luxury car and post up in simple ass places; Chinese store, rite aid, on the block, etc. Don't do it at the club because you'll be in a sea of other indiscernable Nikkaz doing the same thing. By late model I mean in the last 10 years.

Walk around with a knot of money...it can be a wad of one's wrapped in a 20. Find arbitrary reasons to pull said knot out.

Or,

find a gang of hood nikkaz to chill with and be the most proper nikka in the bunch. Someone will bite.

he'll be dead before 3am listening to you
 

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You might have to spend at least 5 to 10 dollars...

1. Get her to invite you over to her house (this should be easy if you offer these two things below). (Caution: DO NOT...I REPEAT...DO NOT INVITE HER TO YOUR HOUSE...especially if you don't plan on seeing her again).

2. Get a redbox DVD, preferably something hood...ex. soul plane, friday, baby boy (bytches love this one), Belly (bytches love this one, too) and etc.

3. Get some chicken wings and fries from a Chinese spot.

You do this, tell her a few nice things (not too many nice things, she will think you are gay), and you should be wearing her ass out within 2 to 3 hours.

:stopitslime:
:russ:
 

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***snorts 39seconds

Rich homie quan yo gotti mix for ya ryde
moscato
hit vistaprint spend the 16bucks and some change make some fake known label business cards
a nice
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let em know u lookin for females for the labels artist

go from there guarantee you u will be fukkin for position

cats been runnin this game a long time
 

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-Bring them left-over's from Red Lobster, specifically speaking the cheddar biscuits
-Tell them you have a spare bus pass to give
-Tell them that you know another korean spot that has cheaper high quality weaves

Sharing cheddar biscuits? :ufdup:



question: the fukk you want a hoodrat for breh???? im from the hood & they annoy me.....
answer: dont, turn out a good chick you got, they be hidin that inner freak & once you unleash it:banderas: grab that preppy juice bar chick & feast on that ass :steviej:....


:wtf: they seein who thermal underwear game on point???? this bullshyt now...

That inner freak is something serious but like I said, I need this in my life.

You might have to spend at least 5 to 10 dollars...

1. Get her to invite you over to her house (this should be easy if you offer these two things below). (Caution: DO NOT...I REPEAT...DO NOT INVITE HER TO YOUR HOUSE...especially if you don't plan on seeing her again).

2. Get a redbox DVD, preferably something hood...ex. soul plane, friday, baby boy (bytches love this one), Belly (bytches love this one, too) and etc.

3. Get some chicken wings and fries from a Chinese spot.

You do this, tell her a few nice things (not too many nice things, she will think you are gay), and you should be wearing her ass out within 2 to 3 hours.

:stopitslime:
:russ:
:lupe:
:ld:
:salute:
 
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