Cojoined twins got married

[Tasha And]

Imagine if the one he didnt marry has most of the nerve/pleasure endings.

He fukking the married one and she barely feeling it like while the other one over there bussin nuts that aint meant for her

 

[Belize King]

Their anatomy is wild as fukk. They have 2 brains (obviously) 4 lungs, 2 hearts, 2 stomachs, but 1 a$$hole and vag.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Can they have kids? I mean if they get pregnant hows that going to be handled? Ones going to always have to deal with the other doing some wild shyt.

They might be able to do IVF, but I don’t know. One of them controls each side of the body. Again, I believe both of them are in a relationship with him. They aren’t like other conjoined twins who have separate bodies.

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

The other one is gonna get married one day and the he will have to share that body

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Low-key I can't even laugh at them. I can't imagine the physical torment they go through attached to one body like that. They've never been alone. That mental anguish has to be a lot for them to bare.

 

[rabbid]

So the little head has to pop a sleeping pill before big head gets busy or does she just pretend she's sleep? and does old dude look over at her just to confirm its go time or he trucking no matter what. what if he wakes up and kiss the wrong girl? i guess they prob chill about it...

you know he be getting head from both though. just in the bed shouting RIGHT!... LEFT.... RIGHT!!! LEFT.. like he on the Dinosaur ride at Disney. he gotta be a nice dude cause soon as we fight im shouting "fukk you and your big headed nosy ass sister thats why she single now"

 

[chineebai]

I imagine it’ll be hard to live as a two headed person so props to them for leading a normal life.

 

[Cakebatter]

So eventually one sister is going to tell the other sister, "Look here, I'm horny AF, and you are just gonna to have to take that dikk, cause Im getting mine. And I don't want to see you over there making any stupid faces either."

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Not tryna be ignorant but this is some Stephen King shyt. 2 heads on one body talking at the same time with different personalities is creepy man

more like Cronenberg.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

I imagine it’ll be hard to live as a two headed person so props to them for leading a normal life.

and for then to survive for this long? Amazing.

 

[homiedontplaydat]

 

[Him]

I’m not gonna say any degenerate shyt…Congrats.

 

[mc_brew]

but what nobody is saying is that if they have a kid, they'll become mother/aunties.... and the child will be their sonephew or daughter/niece.... crazy....

 

[Camammal]

What if the other chicks wants a husband and or boyfriend? Pure fukkery

 

[jackswstd]

It’s Good Friday and I’m not religious but I’m gonna withhold my inner childish thoughts and say best wishes to them.