Torrential
LWO
At least the Heat's center can play defense . Jokic was food for all our bigs
And then Heat loses in five games regardless
Same thing the Celtics and the Bucks said
True underdogs
We believe
Bron's Cavs squad in 07. Stop it breh.Is this Heat team the worst team to ever make the NBA Finals???
This should be a cakewalk for the Lakers
If Bam plays like he did tonight, the lakers/bron stans are going to be in for a shock. So, i let them talk all their shyt.I wanna see Danny green’s old ass chase Duncan around for comedic purposes. Dwight and McGee guarding our PNR and dribble hand offs will be lovely. I wonder who fouls out first??
i kinda feel like heat is a bizarro version of lakers...
la has the 2 better superstars by far.
but heat got the better roleplayers by far.
lakes in 5
20 years ago, GOAT franchise began the first true sports dynasty of the 21st century after starting the first basketball dynasty ever nearly 50 years prior. 10 years ago, GOAT franchise celebrated its 16th title. It's 5th in 10 years. It's 10th in 30 years. Through the hells of tank war with trash franchises, the loss of the GOAT sports owner and the one shooting gawd (pbuh and his lil one), and the challenges of making peace with our opps for the greater good of a championship, the faith was kept, and now in four games our reward will be sweet. You don't know nan franchise in organized team sports that do it like this. For all this past, present, and future basketball excellence let us all give thanks and praises to the GOAT franchise in all professional sports and entertainment YOUR Boss Angeles Lakers. The gold standard in all sports and entertainment today.....
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You are looking live, at the Coronadome, in Orlando, Florida....
The Greatest Show on Earth..........
Presents...........
Corona Kombat: Act IV
The Final Episode
....:::The Team that made Pat & The Team that the Don Made:::....
On the last episode of The Greatest Show on Earth, the la cappers suffered one of the great upsets of all time. All over the basketball world, laughters and jokes were shared at their expense. Many franchises have been left bombed out and destitute in the wake of Corona Kombat. However, it was just another postseason run for the cappers as they choked a 3-1 lead to Denver.
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Anyway.....for the GOAT franchise in all professional sports, the nuggets amounted to nothing more than some very strong Denver pack to smoke after reducing the blazers and rockets to mere Bic lighters. The lighters are dead now and we need a new torch to finish this Colfax gas. Enter Miami
The heats have had a long road to recovery after the end of their Superteam run. Many thought it may take even longer for them to make a comeback after the unexpected retirement of Boshasaurus. But one would be foolish to doubt the Don. A GOAT franchise legend in his own right, Pat of course coached the Showtime Lakers to a dynastic run in the 80s. His name amongst the Laker faithful are among the many revered in the stanbase. From a solid contributor with GOAT franchise as a player, to a a HOF coach, Pat went from bench scrub to made man in the game of basketball. When Pat left Boss Angeles, Showtime was over and GOAT franchise went on sabbatical passing the torch to the Bulls in 91, meanwhile Don Pat found a home in Miami after a stint in New York that saw his teams wage bitter war against the original shooting gawd Michael Jordan. In his time since, the heats have elevated themselves into a franchise with prestige. With his magic touch and years of game passed down on the Lakers, the heats are now a made team thanks to the Don. The Don Pat Riley created his own Showtime in South Beach with a little of the Lakers glamour and a little of the Knicks grit and all of the Miami attitude. Now having rid themselves of Bustice Winslow and the grand oaf Whiteside, the heats have retooled with Jimmy Buckets, Bam Bam, and an assortment of cacs such as trill cac Ty Herro, 'Murrica Meyers, and Dorky Duncan. With Spo at the helm, he has ascended as one of the great coaches in the game and Miami has risen as one of the dangerous teams in the East. All with the Don quietly dealing in the shadows.....
For the #momandpopshop GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers, the odds have been against them from the beginning. After losing the offseason championship to the la cappers, they then went on to lose the media championship early on in October. All numbers and metrics suggested the Lakers were a flawed team. That they'd never win a title. That the madness from last year would continue. AD was destined to be a free agent, Bron was washed, hell, no one even wanted to play on the dusty old Lakers. For many experts and prognosticators, the outcome was already clear. But this is why the games are played. The GOAT franchise have been on an unforeseen underdog run ever since as the wire to wire fugazi #1 seed in the West. Defeating the greatest 8th seed of all time in Portland, followed by defeating the greatest small ball team of all time while playing small ball in Houston, and then again by defeating Denver the clipper stoppers in 5. How much longer can Big Hollywood Bron and the team sustain this cinderella run? Surely this can't be kept up against a terrific heats team, can it?
And for Big Hollywood Bron aka the BronmaBull, of course, this is personal. In Miami is where he became a champion, and the Don declared he would never win when he left Miami. Having won an improbable title with Cleveland, His Imperial Majesty now has a chance to best the Don head on with the franchise that made him. For the Don, to defeat GOAT franchise head on in the Finals would be a great victory against his former dojo of basketball. Meanwhile, AD has gotten everything he wanted in his first Lakers experience and the feeling is mutual with both the GOAT franchise and stanchise. The Baby Goat now has a chance to grow horns and become the next generation of GOAT Laker big men. Jimmy G. Buckets has gotten everything from the mud and with all the early season 4am workouts he hopes a ring grows out of the sowed soil. And of course, the Lakers resident smacked nikkaz Dion and AR want to mix that championship champagne with these fine nuggets of designer sativa we got up off Denver n nem.
The Coronadome has been the great equalizer. Never in the NBA has there been such parity. So called contenders were exposed and pretenders. And upstarts shined brightly on the biggest stage. But now only two teams and 7 games remain. Only the strong have survived Corona Kombat and only the strong will survive to see the Corona Championship. Will GOAT franchise or the heats make their triumphant return to the trophy presentation stage? Will Big Hollywood Bron win his 4th in Orlando in honor of Kobe? Or will Jimmy G make every franchise before Miami regret letting him go? Will AD stamp himself as a top 5 player? Is Bam the next up? Will Dwight's redemption story end with an elusive title? Will Ty Herro be the new cac sensation or has the Last Caction Hero Stone Cold Caruso McClain's time come? Will Razor Rajon win as a Celtic and Laker? Find out all this and more on the latest episode of the Greatest Show on Earth