NormanConnors
Detroit/MSU Spartan Life
I knew something was wrong with him when he ordered one rib from Issac Hayes.
Not one order of ribs...
But one rib!
I knew something was wrong with him when he ordered one rib from Issac Hayes.
Not one order of ribs...
But one rib!
Must be why he has a weird one-dimensional personality and the emotional depth of a cardboard box.
Not particularly funny either, just controversial
Comes off as a skinny cornball
I think I definitely have some communication disorder. As a toddler I apparently had a speech problem so bad they were gonna put me in special ed if I didn't go through some speech program. I still had to take speech classes through Elementary school and to this day I still struggle to pronounce shyt and stumble on my words - like I know what I want to say but my brain can't spit it out specifically when I'm talking. And if I talk for a couple of minutes with no breaks...I can't even describe what happens but it's like my mouth stops working for a second or so and I have to stop to gather myself. I'm already self-conscious about public speaking and that shyt makes it even worse cuz I know it's gonna happen. I've learned to cover it by pretending to cough
Maybe not all but definitely a lot of people.
I didn't realize I had an Auditory Processing Disorder until I was 35 years old. I went to a counselor to help deal with my ADD in terms of conversations with my wife. I'd never gotten diagnosed with ADD, just always assumed I had it cause I couldn't pay attention in class, couldn't pay attention in meetings, lost track during conversations, etc.
He started asking me questions and realized that all my attention issues ONLY came when someone was talking. I can read a book, take a test, play a game, and I never lose attention. Then he started asking more questions and everything started coming together - the fact that I had a speech impediment when I was a kid, the fact that I always pronounced words wrong, the fact that I have a phobia of talking on the phone, the fact that I can't understand unusual accents and I'm very slow to pick up new languages, the way I'd always feel a strong urge to duck out of parties within 5-10 minutes if there was a lot of talking going on around me. And this weird thing happens all the time where I won't understand what someone said, then the words will form a good 10 seconds later.
It turns out that I have this Auditory Processing Disorder where I hear just fine, but my brain doesn't process the verbal information I hear correctly. I can understand if I concentrate really hard but it gets tiring after about 6-7 minutes and I need a break. Its always been easier when I see the person, turns out that I've been reading lips and body language my entire life and didn't even know it. I'm GOAT at reading nonverbal clues - like I'll watch people talking in another language, or too far away from me to hear, and I'll figure out what they're talking about and their positions on it without even knowing a single word they've said. That's why the phone bothers me so much. I made up for it in school by always reading everything, so I was this incredible student and no one realized I had a learning disorder, they just thought I was disrespectful and didn't pay attention in class cause I knew everything. Teacher and professors always getting pissed off at me cause I'd get distracted and wasn't paying attention when they asked questions even though I'd ace every test. They didn't know that I couldn't actually pay attention.
That's really interesting. I had to go through speech education through 5th grade in order to fix a lot of shyt with my pronunciation, and you can sort of still hear the speech lessons in my voice and way of speaking.
Your issue is different than mine though because I'm actually a really good, confident public speaker, to the point I'm actually booked as a motivational speaker. My issue is with how my brain processes auditory input, so I only get tired when listening, not speaking. I can take over the room in a party, too, just so long as I'm the one controlling the conversation and only have to listen for 1-2 minute runs at a time. Since your issue is getting the words out it's probably a slightly different kind of processing issue, but sounds just about equally severe to mine.
I swear man, The Coli is undefeated.
That's wild.
The condition he has makes it so that he struggles to read non verbal communication cues.
You would have thought as a successful comedian who has to notice the shyt people do to write his sets, something like that wouldn't be an issue for him.
You mean like when he makes an unfunny joke and has that stupid look on his face like I'm suppose to laugh???
Come to think of it compared to other comedians he doesn't engage with the audience or fukk with hecklers. He just keeps it moving
nikka, I literally got the same shyt. It's crazy too because I hardly have any friends. I lost damn near every single one but my best friend who's like my brother but I am popular for some reason because I can control the room but shyt at reading it.Maybe not all but definitely a lot of people.
I didn't realize I had an Auditory Processing Disorder until I was 35 years old. I went to a counselor to help deal with my ADD in terms of conversations with my wife. I'd never gotten diagnosed with ADD, just always assumed I had it cause I couldn't pay attention in class, couldn't pay attention in meetings, lost track during conversations, etc.
He started asking me questions and realized that all my attention issues ONLY came when someone was talking. I can read a book, take a test, play a game, and I never lose attention. Then he started asking more questions and everything started coming together - the fact that I had a speech impediment when I was a kid, the fact that I always pronounced words wrong, the fact that I have a phobia of talking on the phone, the fact that I can't understand unusual accents and I'm very slow to pick up new languages, the way I'd always feel a strong urge to duck out of parties within 5-10 minutes if there was a lot of talking going on around me. And this weird thing happens all the time where I won't understand what someone said, then the words will form a good 10 seconds later.
It turns out that I have this Auditory Processing Disorder where I hear just fine, but my brain doesn't process the verbal information I hear correctly. I can understand if I concentrate really hard but it gets tiring after about 6-7 minutes and I need a break. Its always been easier when I see the person, turns out that I've been reading lips and body language my entire life and didn't even know it. I'm GOAT at reading nonverbal clues - like I'll watch people talking in another language, or too far away from me to hear, and I'll figure out what they're talking about and their positions on it without even knowing a single word they've said. That's why the phone bothers me so much. I made up for it in school by always reading everything, so I was this incredible student and no one realized I had a learning disorder, they just thought I was disrespectful and didn't pay attention in class cause I knew everything. Teacher and professors always getting pissed off at me cause I'd get distracted and wasn't paying attention when they asked questions even though I'd ace every test. They didn't know that I couldn't actually pay attention.