Choose a superpower, but the first person to reply can choose a side effect

[MR. SNIFLES]

speak every language in every dialect since mankind existed.

YOU STUTTER, HORRIBLY.

XRAY VISION.

 

[Peter Popoff]

You have amnesia spouts after the rewind and during them you always come back to your senses with wet hands

My power: The ability to have an infinitely long dikk like Goku's extendo staff in DB that's also hard as steel

You have an uncontrollable dićk that only gravitates to and penetrates da menz. When you go to sleep at night, it goes out in the wee hours only looking for huntspoint trannies.

 

[MMS]

The power of the kingdom.

@MMS

What weakness can you think of?

women turn weak whenever we're around

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

XRAY VISION.

you see your parents having sex for 3 minutes every time you use it

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

you know every username and password in the world - i'm talking banks, hospitals, nuclear codes, etc

 

[Smokee Robinson]

you permanently in a wheelchair and can only lift objects equal your body weight

Saitama (One Punch Man) level power/strength

So pretty much I’m Professor X.. but I’m the smartest man I’ll figure out a workaround

 

[ThatTruth777]

You have an uncontrollable dićk that only gravitates to and penetrates da menz. When you go to sleep at night, it goes out in the wee hours only looking for huntspoint trannies.

Alright now this is too dam far
if I really had said power I'd dikkpunch you in the face right now breh (pause)

 

[RARI_Godwind]

you know every username and password in the world - i'm talking banks, hospitals, nuclear codes, etc

You inherit the worst parts of each person’s personality you peak into/steal from. Compounding every time the information is used.

Perfect Luck

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

You inherit the worst parts of each person’s personality you peak into/steal from. Compounding every time the information is used.

Perfect Luck

But you're clumsy as shyt...like final destination levels of "clumsy"

Superhuman Strength

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

you know every username and password in the world - i'm talking banks, hospitals, nuclear codes, etc

YOUR HANDS DON'T WORK.


YOU NEVER FORGET ANYTHING YOU HAVE SEEN OR HEARD.

 

[RARI_Godwind]

But you're clumsy as shyt...like final destination levels of "clumsy"

Superhuman Strength

Tf is that perfect luck? Lmao

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Perfect Luck

the lottery and all gambling is outlawed....all over the earth

 

[TheSuperkick!]

the lottery and all gambling is outlawed....all over the earth

Doesn't change that a Brinks truck could flip over and the money goes flying.

 

[Spliff]

But you're clumsy as shyt...like final destination levels of "clumsy"

Superhuman Strength

You’re a midget.

Can instantly materialize any object out of thin air.

 

[MMS]

You’re a midget.

Can instantly materialize any object out of thin air.

whenever you use the ability your hairline dematerializes