Choose a superpower, but the first person to reply can choose a side effect

[Peter Popoff]

Delete.

 

[O.Red]

You gain/lose the amount of years you go forward/backwards. You time travel to 2080? You are 57 years older.

A nikka might as well just live the fukkin 57 years then

 

[Peter Popoff]

each time you turn the clock back a new future is born but you still remember the old one

my superpower would be to heal others as I speak

You have incurable super AIDS and no medication works.


The mighty Ywatchy dude from Bleach. (His powers plus the abilities to reverse and heal myself.)

 

[MMS]

You have incurable super AIDS and no medication works.


The mighty Ywatchy dude from Bleach. (His powers plus the abilities to reverse and heal myself.)

As a trade off you become a two dimensional character

 

[ThatTruth777]

You have a gay lisp.

My superpower: The ability to turn the clock back by 24 hours, and not lose memory of the future.

You have amnesia spouts after the rewind and during them you always come back to your senses with wet hands

My power: The ability to have an infinitely long dikk like Goku's extendo staff in DB that's also hard as steel

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

You have amnesia spouts after the rewind and during them you always come back to your senses with wet hands

My power: The ability to have an infinitely long dikk like Goku's extendo staff in DB that's also hard as steel

You have the WOAT case of herpes, at all times.

Impenetrable skin, like Luke Cage

 

[MMS]

You have amnesia spouts after the rewind and during them you always come back to your senses with wet hands

My power: The ability to have an infinitely long dikk like Goku's extendo staff in DB that's also hard as steel

your balls unfortunately are shaped like the ones in this south park episode permanently

 

[Devilinurear]

each time you turn the clock back a new future is born but you still remember the old one

my superpower would be to heal others as I speak

Every time you poop you injury a random person.

 

[MMS]

You have the WOAT case of herpes, at all times.

Impenetrable skin, like Luke Cage

you no longer can sweat and have to live in ultra cold climates for the rest of your life. you turn pale due to light not being able to penetrate your skin

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

Super power: freezing time (all the people and things around you stop)

Great Scott! Time Manipulation. an unsung superpower


your movements are incredibly slow and weighted when you freeze time; turning mundane activities such as crossing a room in 5 seconds into a 5 minute laborious task (you get more exhausted the longer you freeze time as well). When you return to “normal” time, it’s apparent that you are fatigued, making for awkward conversation for those around you who notice that you were just fine “a second ago”.


I don’t think anyone mentioned invisibility. I’ll take that one

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

THESE SIDE EFFECTS ARE BRUTAL.

 

[Sister Mary Clarence]

each time you turn the clock back a new future is born but you still remember the old one

This would be a dope story

 

[Tair]

The power of the kingdom.

@MMS

What weakness can you think of?

 

[BaggerofTea]

speak every language in every dialect since mankind existed.

 

[MMS]

This would be a dope story

@010101 @Marks