Choose a superpower, but the first person to reply can choose a side effect

[MMS]

Every time you poop you injury a random person.

I do take long dumps if I can. In a dialogue between my friend about his then-roommate, I intervened as follows about the best way to stay clean:

My friend only used toilet paper. His roommate only used water from a pitcher. He seemed to be confused by it.

I recommended wet wipes.

Holdup... I though eating dogs was an Asian thing ?

Eat Nigerian p*ssy n end up wit scooby doo Astro scrappy doo.. benji .. comet .. Santa’s lil helper .. ol yeller … Brandon .,,wishbone.. rin tin .. hooch …. Goofy .. Pluto … dollar … Clifford spud McKenzie breath brehs..

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[Yehuda]

My Superpower: Earth manipulation (Control the Earth and the weather)

Each time you do this a black neighborhood goes through a natural disaster and white people gentrify it.

 

[RARI_Godwind]

You’re a midget.

Can instantly materialize any object out of thin air.

There’s no way of telling how long the objects will last or how reliable they are.

 

[MMS]

Each time you do this a black neighborhood goes through a natural disaster and white people gentrify it.

so you saying he spawns Sodosopa and CtPaTown

 

[Turk]

Y'all some smart, clever, devious folks

 

[Hoodoo Child]

You instantly age by 5 years everytime you do.

My power: Ability to freeze time on command for as long as I would like.

If I lose my hairline, those 50 Earthquakes will be worth it.

 

[Hoodoo Child]

You're famous for it and as you walk around people are always just pulling on your fingers and ears and shyt just to watch them snap back. You get mad but can't do shyt because your hands are like fighting with a wet noodle.


Can resolve any dispute between two warring factions.

They settle their differences, and then turn on you.

Edit: @BelieveBeOK beat me to it. This is a good thread

 

[MMS]

folk running out of superpowers apparently

technically you cant have two powers but ill throw this one out

supernatural smell ability

List of Food Wars!: Shokugeki no Soma characters - Wikipedia

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[MMS]

your primary effect is to have no causes

Monkeys and apes in space - Wikipedia

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Spoiler

bumping this classic thread