Chick in my class keeps teasing but wont let me hit

Rozay Oro

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I havent read the thread yet, but as I am the colis paagologist aka grandfather paager. follow these rules and report back.

1. a paag will never ever and I mean never ever go to your house alone unless shes ready to smash. even if its for school shyt, she will save face and prefer to meet at a library or public.

2. youre in bed???? you fukked up you fukked up real bad. she was ready.

3. they are not the same as us. you are supposed to make the move, she will not give you a single sign because to her, her coming over IS the sign. I have had a paag in my bed, im rubbing on her ass, and shes staring at the tv, im kissing her cheek and shes not kissing me just looking straight forward, now in the western world you do that and the girl turns over real quick like FINALLY nikka LETS GET IT. BUT this isnt a westerner, culturally shes not allowed to do that, to do that is to be a slut. but remember, a paag wouldnt even be in that position in the first place. they are real fickle like fukking gazelles, they hear an ounce of noise in the bushes and they flee. the fact that she allowed herself to put your paws around her, is a BIG fukkING DEAL. its like a gazelle laying in front of a lion and placing its neck in its mouth. does it really need to ask you to bite down? from her perspective, you should know this.

Grab her face and do it, I know its going to sound weird, we dont do things like this in the west, we wait for signs, we read, but its just not how it works in the east. You just need to do it. If she says no, but is still in the bed, do it again, I know I know this sounds terrible, but again, you wont understand, theyre just different. Shes still there, she wants it, and you just have to do it. shes saving face, just keep kissing her, and she will eventually roll over.

hope that helps. let me know how it goes.

edit: this sounds so bad when explaining it to the other side of the world, christ :heh:

double edit: wait she also brought up marriage around you. man if you dont.....
if you do smash, you're in for a ride bruh bruh :heh:
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I'm calling troll thread before I hit the 2nd page.
Because this is a no brainer. If she aint fukkin, bush her. :mindblown:
nikkas told him that in the first couple replies.
He says "what if she fukk somebody else?":sadbron:
So fukking what? fukk that bytch. LOL.:childplease:
Get a bytch about that life. Dont ever chase a cockteasing bytch. Or any bytch, really.:ufdup:
This nikka said he's in college. College is like the p*ssy supermarket. :ahh:
Worried about one run of the mill bytch that aint talkin about shyt. :dahell:Hilarious.
You'll never be around more sexually curious adventurous unattached not jaded by life yet women again in your life.:ohlawd:
Doubt this post is real.:duck:
 
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I would act unimpressed with her nudes. Halfway ignore her and ask her if she wants to be friends. Then talk to her about other women that I want. She would then try to win you over and she will be more than willing to give you the puss. If not, then she was completely after attention and this saves you time and energy. Either way this approach is a win/win.
 

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Guess she got some "sucka"-like vibes from me. She found out quick though. I started fukking another bytch and ignored her. She started rumors... you know how warehouse life shyt go... :yeshrug:

I just applaud that you weren't a simp and kept talking to her. Of course she started rumors cuz the dumb bytch thought you were going to be that thirsty dude and keep after her. Plus when you got that new chick and ignore the attention whore it burns her soul slowly. :mjgrin:

Think of the bright side fukking with her you could've got her dumb ass prego or be in drama you didn't need to be in. I always tell dudes AVOID ATTENTION WHORES. 9/10 you aint going to fukk and it's not needed drama.
 

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Your mistake OP was talking about sex to her. Before you hit.

In my many, many dealings with Asian women they like the just go for it approach.
Women in general, I never bring up the topic of sex. Always seemed corny to me. I just read the body language. I usually stay neutral as fukk and carefree until it's time to smash. If I'm giving a chick my attention then it's obvious I want to smash, I dont give my attention away freely to just anyone :mjlol:
 
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I had a bytch that I worked with like her OP. She would send me nudes, let me rub her kat through her leggings behind a pallet of product, and tell me nasty shyt occasionally. However, she always bullshyt when I tried to meet up to fukk. Had every excuse.

What really made me nut up was one day she actually came to me and told me about how some nikka in the warehouse beat her p*ssy up.

:heh:

Bro, I was mad as hell. Never talked to her again...

You know what.... :jbhmm:

fukk that bytch! :stylin:

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Salute! Dude probabky was aggressive and more clever. Once they send nudes gottq treat em like whores
 

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Find someone else

Or you can do this

I have a Haitian friend one of his go-to moves is being fake drunk he will hit up a shorty at a time like 2 am to link up and since you got the excuse of being drunk you allowed to be more aggressive "I'm normally not like this but that booty poking cheaa cheaa"
 

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OP if a chick sending you nudes you not friend zoned ma dude, play to your strengths in you shy dude aka body count low, joke with her on some let me get a five star massage ive smashed so many broads off of play fighting and a massage, I aint never been a forward dude myself to just say im tryna smash so I ease them into it.
 

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:dead::deadrose: I need to find me one like you, I swear. :heh:

I'd argue there is no vibe to ruin tho'. Maybe for her, but for him...ruining whatever this is is actually in his best interest. Because she's the only one comfortable with it, he's obviously not.
None of her homegirls probably even watch that shyt. She just trying to enjoy an episode and gotta worry about wood at her back. I been there. Netflix and chill is never Netflix and chill.:wow::mjcry:

Yeah he probably needs to confront her at some point or fall back and start spending more time with other females. She'll have to get them anime cuddles elsewhere and they can both thrive.:russ:
 
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