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At Target you can tell them whatever you're about to buy was priced less on display then what it scanned as. As long as its less then a $10 dollar difference it's their policy not to check and they'll just give you the discount :eat:
 

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This thread is all about great ways of getting ahead.

They say life isn't fair, why play it fair then? :jawalrus:

1. Free haircuts:

Do a little research. Find a barbershop that is in the mall that doesn't take credit cards...also make sure it's a mall you rarely, if ever go to. Get the haircut...then when it's all over, present your credit/debit card. He says, I can't take that. Say okay, I'll go to the atm within the mall and get your money scrap. 9/10 he won't follow you to the atm, so simply don't return. And if he does follow you, say you have to go to the bathroom. Go in the bathroom and peep out the door ever so slightly until he turns around not facing the bathroom door and sneak right out. Preferable targets: older men or females that can't put up much of a fight or chase if caught trying to sneak out.

Free cut. :jawalrus:

Yes, I got away with 4 free cuts doing this shyt. :win:

2. Free escort p*ssy:

Go to backpage and find a female you fancy. When you call her make sure she is not pimped, and she is alone. Don't make it sound all suspicious or anything, just make it seem like you value privacy. IMPERATIVE: make it clear that she is down for some kinky stuff, like being handcuffed and be sure to convince her it will be worth her while because you have a lot of money to spare. Lastly, make sure it's an incall. OK, do research. Research good convenience store parking lots around the area where you can park at. Once you park at the parking lot NOT in her EXACT area leave your wallet, any type of ID and anything valuable in the car, make sure to have handcuffs and agreed money concealed in pants pocket. Walk over to the place, bring up the agreement of being tied up or no dice, PLACE THE AGREED MONEY ON THE DRESSER, NOT IN HER POSSESSION, then lay that pipe. The thing is, never release her from the handcuffs. Take the money and walk out. Walk to where you parked, and drive off. Preferable targets: BBWs, low self esteemed, no father figure in life. Ones that live a good distance from you.

Free sex.
:shaq:

Well I have plenty more but I know ya'll don't like to read much so I'll break it off little by little. But by all means, people, add on to the piff.



:rudy: you ain't never had any p*ssy before, so how would you know this works? :snoop:
 

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I see why OP is named legendary loser

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If you want a free burger/meal at a fast food chain and you're not opposed to rummaging in the trash, you can try and find a receipt for a burger that has any withheld items like onions etc. Call up the place and tell them that you were just in there and ordered a meal without the specific item but received it anyway, and you want to get a new one. Usually they will let you come in via the drive-thru and if you present them the receipt they will give you a new item (sometimes they don't even check the receipt, but it's just better to have it incase they ask you for proof :skip:)
 

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2. Free escort p*ssy:

Go to backpage and find a female you fancy. When you call her make sure she is not pimped, and she is alone. Don't make it sound all suspicious or anything, just make it seem like you value privacy. IMPERATIVE: make it clear that she is down for some kinky stuff, like being handcuffed and be sure to convince her it will be worth her while because you have a lot of money to spare. Lastly, make sure it's an incall. OK, do research. Research good convenience store parking lots around the area where you can park at. Once you park at the parking lot NOT in her EXACT area leave your wallet, any type of ID and anything valuable in the car, make sure to have handcuffs and agreed money concealed in pants pocket. Walk over to the place, bring up the agreement of being tied up or no dice, PLACE THE AGREED MONEY ON THE DRESSER, NOT IN HER POSSESSION, then lay that pipe. The thing is, never release her from the handcuffs. Take the money and walk out. Walk to where you parked, and drive off. Preferable targets: BBWs, low self esteemed, no father figure in life. Ones that live a good distance from you.

Free sex. :shaq:

We condoning rape now? :childplease:


















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WANT GROCERIES AND OTHER shyt FROM WAL MART FOR DIRT CHEAP???

me n my homeboy used to hit wal mart up in college for all kinda shyt....what u do is take one of the biggest backpacks they have in the store, select whatever food n shyt u want, either unpackage it or stuff the entire box into the backpack....

go to the arts n crafts section and they have felt pieces for like 10 cent. put those barcode stickers on the backpacks, swipe 4 backpacks for 40 cent, that each contain about 40 worth of food :smugfavre:

yea right....

anyways, this is a joint i got from sohh awhile back from thenygiant (or something like that), shot out to him, i havent used it in awhile but im sure it still works

Nike has a manufactures defect warranty on all shoes for 2 years........if u have a pair of shoes that less then 2 years old (manufacture date is on tongue) then u can just damage them, call their 800 number and get a transaction number, write a letter and mail them to their factory in ohio and they will send u a voucher for the full purchase price....

u can do it 2 or 3 times at one address.........

wanna get slick with it, go to ur kick store and cop the 100+ dollar kicks when they are on sale...........tear them send them in and get the full purchase price voucher.

Damaging the shoes in a way that seems like a manufactures defect is the difficult part. I find that the easiest way to do this is by cutting the eyelets and just saying it popped when u laced it.
 

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If you want a free burger/meal at a fast food chain and you're not opposed to rummaging in the trash, you can try and find a receipt for a burger that has any withheld items like onions etc. Call up the place and tell them that you were just in there and ordered a meal without the specific item but received it anyway, and you want to get a new one. Usually they will let you come in via the drive-thru and if you present them the receipt they will give you a new item (sometimes they don't even check the receipt, but it's just better to have it incase they ask you for proof :skip:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NyETOME08c&feature=related
 
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