Cheating the game of life.

[Dooby]

This thread is all about great ways of getting ahead.

They say life isn't fair, why play it fair then?

1. Free haircuts:

Do a little research. Find a barbershop that is in the mall that doesn't take credit cards...also make sure it's a mall you rarely, if ever go to. Get the haircut...then when it's all over, present your credit/debit card. He says, I can't take that. Say okay, I'll go to the atm within the mall and get your money scrap. 9/10 he won't follow you to the atm, so simply don't return. And if he does follow you, say you have to go to the bathroom. Go in the bathroom and peep out the door ever so slightly until he turns around not facing the bathroom door and sneak right out. Preferable targets: older men or females that can't put up much of a fight or chase if caught trying to sneak out.

Free cut.

Yes, I got away with 4 free cuts doing this shyt.

2. Free escort p*ssy:

Go to backpage and find a female you fancy. When you call her make sure she is not pimped, and she is alone. Don't make it sound all suspicious or anything, just make it seem like you value privacy. IMPERATIVE: make it clear that she is down for some kinky stuff, like being handcuffed and be sure to convince her it will be worth her while because you have a lot of money to spare. Lastly, make sure it's an incall. OK, do research. Research good convenience store parking lots around the area where you can park at. Once you park at the parking lot NOT in her EXACT area leave your wallet, any type of ID and anything valuable in the car, make sure to have handcuffs and agreed money concealed in pants pocket. Walk over to the place, bring up the agreement of being tied up or no dice, PLACE THE AGREED MONEY ON THE DRESSER, NOT IN HER POSSESSION, then lay that pipe. The thing is, never release her from the handcuffs. Take the money and walk out. Walk to where you parked, and drive off. Preferable targets: BBWs, low self esteemed, no father figure in life. Ones that live a good distance from you.

Free sex.

Well I have plenty more but I know ya'll don't like to read much so I'll break it off little by little. But by all means, people, add on to the piff.

 

[Devil's Son-In-Law]

 

[The Jewnited States]

subs for some true scumbaggery

 

[Dooby]

Free items from Amazon:

Find an item you fancy. Preferably something not too expensive, (X>100). Order through a user seller, not an actual vendor or Amazon. When you order it, ask them are they going to use confirmation shipping. If they say yes, cancel order. Keep doing it to different people until they say no, they aren't going to use confirmation shipping. When they do that they pretty much fukk themselves. You can file a claim of NEVER RECEIVING THE ITEM and you will RECEIVE A FULL REFUND. File the claim about a week past the EXPECTED TIME OF ARRIVAL to make your case more believable. The Amazon seller service is slated to the BUYERS ADVANTAGE! Preferable Targets: items less than 100 dollars and new sellers.

Free shyt

Got 3 games, 5 CDS, and 2 movies doing this.

 

[FreshFromATL]

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[R.O. Double]

 

[havoc00]

I approve this thread

 

[Vagina Thief]

*DEAD* ya'll be killing me

 

[Angel On The Rag]

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

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[Harry Sax]

WANT GROCERIES AND OTHER shyt FROM WAL MART FOR DIRT CHEAP???

me n my homeboy used to hit wal mart up in college for all kinda shyt....what u do is take one of the biggest backpacks they have in the store, select whatever food n shyt u want, either unpackage it or stuff the entire box into the backpack....

go to the arts n crafts section and they have felt pieces for like 10 cent. put those barcode stickers on the backpacks, swipe 4 backpacks for 40 cent, that each contain about 40 worth of food

 

[Angel On The Rag]

WANT GROCERIES AND OTHER shyt FROM WAL MART FOR DIRT CHEAP???

me n my homeboy used to hit wal mart up in college for all kinda shyt....what u do is take one of the biggest backpacks they have in the store, select whatever food n shyt u want, either unpackage it or stuff the entire box into the backpack....

go to the arts n crafts section and they have felt pieces for like 10 cent. put those barcode stickers on the backpacks, swipe 4 backpacks for 40 cent, that each contain about 40 worth of food

 

[Sansprix]

WANT GROCERIES AND OTHER shyt FROM WAL MART FOR DIRT CHEAP???

me n my homeboy used to hit wal mart up in college for all kinda shyt....what u do is take one of the biggest backpacks they have in the store, select whatever food n shyt u want, either unpackage it or stuff the entire box into the backpack....

go to the arts n crafts section and they have felt pieces for like 10 cent. put those barcode stickers on the backpacks, swipe 4 backpacks for 40 cent, that each contain about 40 worth of food

That don't even make sense. You don't think the cashiers are gonna pick up a bookbag and not know that it's got some shyt inside? It's supposed to weigh nothing, they gonna know there's some shyt inside when they pick it up to scan and it weighs 10 lbs.

What I used to do is......switch barcodes, tags on similar items. A pair of shades for $60 are now $12.99.

 

[HookersandIceCream]

I see why OP is named legendary loser

 

[KingX]

That don't even make sense. You don't think the cashiers are gonna pick up a bookbag and not know that it's got some shyt inside? It's supposed to weigh nothing, they gonna know there's some shyt inside when they pick it up to scan and it weighs 10 lbs.

What I used to do is......switch barcodes, tags on similar items. A pair of shades for $60 are now $12.99.

damn you letting the good secrets out now them cacs gonna be on this @ walmart