Cereal horror stories as a kid

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Who's old enough to remember Nintendo cereal

 I Can't post a damn picture


Either way, that shh was delicious. Def should could comeback

They never let me try that shyt, I wanted it bad too...damn, it was fire?

 

[SunnyD]

I remember when these dropped, I asked my parents and they got it for me, opened that box and it was just pure sugar donut scent. I was pumped then poured myself a bowl and got ready to watch the X-Men give Magneto the beatdown of his life....that cereal was straight SUGAR, I spit that shyt out immediately and felt lightweight dizzy. That mess had to have had 800 grams of sugar per serving. I didn't even tell my parents and had to toss the whole box out, shyt was too sweet for a KID!!

That cereal was BOMB. I was so hurt when it was discontinued. I don’t neg . . but silently whispers *neg*

 

[LezJepzin]

My mom had some cocktail shrimp the night before and put the tails in a Janet Lee corn flakes box on accident.

It was already being a Albertsons knockoff version of the Kelloggs version but trying to eat them while finding those damn shrimp tails in the milk was

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Kix would always advertise in commercials they don't do toys,marshmallows or colored cereal.

It was like they didn't want kids to have a childhood.

If I saw kix in a friends cabinet I automatically assumed they were disturbed and had some deep dark family shyt going on in the house.

my only 2 peckerwood potnas kept kix on deck..

my ese friends or none of my homeboys...had

just thad and tim...

they never offered any for breakfast.. they always cooked grits when i came over

 

[ndthentherewasx]

They never let me try that shyt, I wanted it bad too...damn, it was fire?

From my memories, yes. Both sides

The Link side was better tho

 

[SunnyD]

Honest to God nooo

It was really good

And there was always plenty to get 2nd bowl

Yeah because no one else wanted any

 

[ndthentherewasx]

Yeah because no one else wanted any

Exactly


Still good still good

 

[At30wecashout]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch for days straight as a teen…the way that bowel movement went

Malt O Meal version>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Malt O Meal version>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[Lord_nikon]

so back in the early 90's Corn Pops was in HEAVY rotation for kids!!,,,, So I was amped for this sweet sugary cereal treat finally got my mom to cop some,,,,,,,,,,, YASSSSSSSSSSSS

got home and got milk,,, ..... that shyt taste like corn puff with NO flavor or suger ..... fukk you Corn Pops for setting me up!!!

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

finally got my mom to cop some,,,,,,,,,,, YASSSSSSSSSSSS

got home and got milk,,, ..... that shyt taste like corn puff with NO flavor or suger ..... fukk you Corn Pops for setting me up!!!

breh, "gotta have my pops" was an effective LIE to these kids

They got stale AS fukk too

 

[SunnyD]

so back in the early 90's Corn Pops was in HEAVY rotation for kids!!,,,, So I was amped for this sweet sugary cereal treat finally got my mom to cop some,,,,,,,,,,, YASSSSSSSSSSSS

got home and got milk,,, ..... that shyt taste like corn puff with NO flavor or suger ..... fukk you Corn Pops for setting me up!!!

 

[shopthatwrecks]

so back in the early 90's Corn Pops was in HEAVY rotation for kids!!,,,, So I was amped for this sweet sugary cereal treat finally got my mom to cop some,,,,,,,,,,, YASSSSSSSSSSSS

got home and got milk,,, ..... that shyt taste like corn puff with NO flavor or suger ..... fukk you Corn Pops for setting me up!!!

no nikkas in the commercials...n the box is yellow...always a cereal red flag.

no flavor...

 

[SunnyD]

breh, "gotta have my pops" was an effective LIE to these kids

They got stale AS fukk too

Why are y’all like this ruining my childhood

 

[Pillmattic]

Boo this man

All respect but I’m riding for Barney Fred and Dino on this one fam