Cereal horror stories as a kid

shopthatwrecks

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44 bricks...acre shaker
Apple jacks is...fine...but smacks and super golden crisp are good for one bowl a year that's it.
i didnt get to eat those...

my granpa said they were racist

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Petty Vandross.. fukk Yall
Ate a bowl of ma dukes Raisin Bran in 4th grade(no concept of what that cereal was at the time)
Proceeded to go to school
Stomach started doing the Milly Rock during 3rd period right before recess
Started to get up and you guessed it
shyt all over myself:russ::francis:
Had to tie my hoodie around my waist and go to the nurses office and wait for ma dukes
As if the day couldn’t go any better
My chocolate drop crush came in to give me my back pack:bryan::mjcry::sadcam:
Haven’t fukked with Raisin Bran ever since:dead:
 
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Kix and Honeycomb somehow take residence in the cabinet if you buy them…they never ever get finished…
Kix would always advertise in commercials they don't do toys,marshmallows or colored cereal.

It was like they didn't want kids to have a childhood.

If I saw kix in a friends cabinet I automatically assumed they were disturbed and had some deep dark family shyt going on in the house.
 

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One time I was sleep deprived for whatever reason and I accidentally poured Orange Juice in my Cheerios. I’m talking bout I grabbed both, poured em, looked dead into the bowl, and didn’t realize until I took the first bite



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