the commerical alone i had aspirations of being a chicken pig moose ...this wasnt shyt but cornflake rice krispie wheaties...
never heard of this shyt until this moment
Cereal horror stories as a kid
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never heard of this shyt until this momentberry kix were good…regular joints was nasty
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ya that was the worst…pouring the cereal out first then realizing there’s no milk…then to make it worse, I’d eat it with orange juice
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Nothing would piss me off more than apple jax and honey smacks I’m forever mortal enemies with whoever created those abominations
I remember when these dropped, I asked my parents and they got it for me, opened that box and it was just pure sugar donut scent. I was pumped then poured myself a bowl and got ready to watch the X-Men give Magneto the beatdown of his life....that cereal was straight SUGAR, I spit that shyt out immediately and felt lightweight dizzy. That mess had to have had 800 grams of sugar per serving. I didn't even tell my parents and had to toss the whole box out, shyt was too sweet for a KID!!
Box just LOOKS like a tooth ache
Cinnamon Toast Crunch for days straight as a teen…the way that bowel movement went 
Man I wanted to go back to Meijer like Michael Blackson in Next Friday. NO I DON'T GOT NO DAMN RECEIPT KISS MY ASS SO WHATBruh my 4 year old daughter loves that shyt, I'm literally starring at a box above my fridge now laughing at your post, it ain't that bad man , I clean up the bowls sometimes, it ain't that bad
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Kix were mid at best. Only eat it when there's nothing elseAnd I poured it in a bowl that had droplets of water from just washing it. Now I'm in a pickle.
Moms was on the WIC for a spell...KIX were incredible when she got them. The texture made it one of the goat cereals to munch on.
Honeycombs ?! That’s a damn lie. Staph
apple jacks is great…honey smacks was trash tho…and they always looked like—actually lemme not go there
It gets down to 20% left and sits tf thereHoneycombs ?! That’s a damn lie. Staph
ya that shyt is crack!
i didnt eat golden crisp or honey smacks... my uncle fukked that up for me... he was one of those say lil nikka whats grosser than gross...i go what uncle reggie
that bowl of honey smacks being roach eggs...
i threw the fukkin bowl at his bytch ass
then i spent the night..golden crisp...
i killed the bowl.. all but one.. nikka gone come in n say ..u ate everybody but the momma...
I agree about Honey Smacks but how about their cousin cereal Golden Crisp.apple jacks is great…honey smacks was trash tho…and they always looked like—actually lemme not go there
