Celebrities who demand women use wet wipes 'fueling trend for flushing them down the toilet'

[NegroTurbo]

Even before this wet wipe wave I was taught to wet the tp with hot tap water to finish the job

 

[skeetsinternal]

any indians here..the 7-11 types, dot heads?

 

[duckbutta]

take a shower each time you shyt

I hate these über-clean pretentious as muthafukkas

Now I don't live that toilet paper life anymore...but when I did...breh let me tell you something...if that third wipe...is looking exactly like that first wipe......and you not taking a shower

Lot's of cats in here exposing themselves on not knowing how to properly wipe they ass...Lot's of cats in here are just taking a shyt, wiping and not even looking at the toilet paper at all...lots of cats in here only buying them brown or grey underwear so when they see them spots they can say "it's just sweat"

I mean...doo doo doesn't just magically disappear without some type of soluble liquid involved...like...how can you take a dry piece of paper...wipe doo doo with it...and expect it to go away

microscopic doo doo balls having a TGIF party in your drawers 24/7

 

[skeetsinternal]

^

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

yall nikkas man. fukk it, im good with old fashioned toilet paper. use as much as needed, wipe til the tissue dont turn brown, and call it a day.

 

[O.Red]

I hate taking a shyt then wiping my ass with a wet wipe

The crack of my ass ends up with moisture & that shyt is incredibly uncomfortable for 20 minutes

Dawg you fukking up in the game.

Step 1: Wet wipe

Step 2 : Toilet paper

The key is to use both

 

[O.Red]

For some reason this thread reminded me if this chick i was messing with years ago...baby girl had a pink thong on but when she took it off that string was SOLID fukkING BLACK

Did you fukk tho?

 

[duckbutta]

Did you fukk tho?

Hit it missionary and her on top...was to scared to hit it from the back...didn't want to watch a doo doo avalanche fall down her butt crack

 

[skeetsinternal]

^^ he fuct...i done seen some draws that look like it got melted ben n jerrys cherry garcia in it and still went ahead and fuct

 

[duckbutta]

^^ he fuct...i done seen some draws that look like it got melted ben n jerrys cherry garcia in it and still went ahead and fuct

Man for some reason this shyt is so vivid in my mind...it was just a random jump off... i remember she took the thong off...light skin jawn and i remember being cause it was a pink thong and kinda matched her skin tone so it looked flesh colored...and i was young then so i was like "flesh colored thongs "...she took it off and threw it at me and it landed long ways were you could see the whole thong and the carpet was some off white color and i just remember seeing a black line against that white background...thought it was just a black and pink thong...then i was like "it's only black in that little 2 - 3 and a half inch gap that's in her butt crack...had to beat it up anyway...i mean...guy code dictates once a woman takes her drawers off around you some fukking HAS to happen... regardless of any hygiene related issues...right

 

[Action Jackson]

I don't shyt unless I got wet wipes on hand. (Not counting them emergency shyts)

Toilet paper
Wet wipe
Toilet paper

 

[skeetsinternal]

Man for some reason this shyt is so vivid in my mind...it was just a random jump off... i remember she took the thong off...light skin jawn and i remember being cause it was a pink thong and kinda matched her skin tone so it looked flesh colored...and i was young then so i was like "flesh colored thongs "...she took it off and threw it at me and it landed long ways were you could see the whole thong and the carpet was some off white color and i just remember seeing a black line against that white background...thought it was just a black and pink thong...then i was like "it's only black in that little 2 - 3 and a half inch gap that's in her butt crack...had to beat it up anyway...i mean...guy code dictates once a woman takes her drawers off around you some fukking HAS to happen... regardless of any hygiene related issues...right

LMAO....breh this some real shyt bout that guy code, once them draws is off and vagina is exposed all sense of reasoning and rationality goes out the door. Even if that wiff of shyt is emanating from that ass crack and smells of seafood market does nothing to stop a nikka bent on being in the p*ssy and busting that nut.

 

[O.Red]

Hit it missionary and her on top...was to scared to hit it from the back...didn't want to watch a doo doo avalanche fall down her butt crack

This thread just took a different turn

 

[Illuminatos]

I don't have wet wipes...I wet the paper towels instead.

 

[LionofJudah]

LMAO....breh this some real shyt bout that guy code, once them draws is off and vagina is exposed all sense of reasoning and rationality goes out the door. Even if that wiff of shyt is emanating from that ass crack and smells of seafood market does nothing to stop a nikka bent on being in the p*ssy and busting that nut.

Man, that's only if you young and I'm talking under 18. Otherwise, it's disgusting to mess with a female with known hygiene issues. I'm going to call her out on that shyt.