Celebrities who demand women use wet wipes 'fueling trend for flushing them down the toilet'

[Dirty_Jerz]

dudes and bytches to scared of "being gay" to clean shyt off they asses nowadays

 

[OneManGang]

Environmental nightmare. Bidets and those Japanese joints are really the way we need to be going.

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

I hate taking a shyt then wiping my ass with a wet wipe

The crack of my ass ends up with moisture & that shyt is incredibly uncomfortable for 20 minutes

Wet wipe first followed by tissue.

 

[duckbutta]

so...who is NOT using wet wipes

It's 2013...and people are still wiping their ass with dry ass toilet paper

So you just slide the toilet paper against your ass...wipe up or down, which is basically just spreading shyt across your a$$hole...and hop off the toilet like everything is good

I guess these the same people who stay buying underwear...every time i go shopping i see mad people in the underwear aisle buying shyt..i be like "tha fukk are they doing? I haven't bought underwear in almost 7 years..."

Now I realize they just spreading shyt across their ass with dry ass toilet paper...and if they underwear ride up in them a certain way...bam they got dookielis draweracitis...

For some reason this thread reminded me if this chick i was messing with years ago...baby girl had a pink thong on but when she took it off that string was SOLID fukkING BLACK

 

[babylon1]

so...who is NOT using wet wipes

It's 2013...and people are still wiping their ass with dry ass toilet paper

So you just slide the toilet paper against your ass...wipe up or down, which is basically just spreading shyt across your @sshole...and hop off the toilet like everything is good

I guess these the same people who stay buying underwear...every time i go shopping i see mad people in the underwear aisle buying shyt..i be like "tha fukk are they doing? I haven't bought underwear in almost 7 years..."

Now I realize they just spreading shyt across their ass with dry ass toilet paper...and if they underwear ride up in them a certain way...bam they got dookielis draweracitis...

For some reason this thread reminded me if this chick i was messing with years ago...baby girl had a pink thong on but when she took it off that string was SOLID fukkING BLACK

 

[Jone2three45]

We need to give Cam'ron his props,

 

[DreadHead P]

i been on wet wipes for some years now, you just gotta make sure they say biodegradable or flushable

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

that smilie transition.

 

[LionofJudah]

It's called taking a shower with your nasty ass afterwards. These same people using wet wipes probably do whore baths in the sink before going out.

 

[William Heavy]

Been using wet wipes for years. I used to work at a drug store and some fruit loop would always buy wet wipes. I'd give him the cuz I knew what kind of activities he would partake in. But then I thought, If anyone knows about rectal hygiene it's this pirate. People who don't use wipes, especially women, c'mon

 

[Cee2]

It's called taking a shower with your nasty ass afterwards. These same people using wet wipes probably do whore baths in the sink before going out.

take a shower each time you shyt

I hate these über-clean pretentious as muthafukkas

 

[Emperor Sol]

Everyone should use wet wipes, yes, but DO NOT flush them shyts down the toilet. Throw them in the garbage or something, unless you want your tax money to go towards constantly fixing your city's sewers over something that could have easily been avoided.

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

you know who cant wash their ass ?

 

[concise]

Wet wipes are for babies.

 

[LionofJudah]

take a shower each time you shyt

I hate these über-clean pretentious as muthafukkas

Ummm...yeah. You probably the type to shyt and then try to have sex with your girl (or guy). You a dirty muthafukka Melvin...