Elle Driver
Veteran
Great advice for white people. Props to my brothas for spreading the word.
I hate taking a shyt then wiping my ass with a wet wipe
The crack of my ass ends up with moisture & that shyt is incredibly uncomfortable for 20 minutes
so...who is NOT using wet wipes
It's 2013...and people are still wiping their ass with dry ass toilet paper
So you just slide the toilet paper against your ass...wipe up or down, which is basically just spreading shyt across your @sshole...and hop off the toilet like everything is good
I guess these the same people who stay buying underwear...every time i go shopping i see mad people in the underwear aisle buying shyt..i be like "tha fukk are they doing? I haven't bought underwear in almost 7 years..."
Now I realize they just spreading shyt across their ass with dry ass toilet paper...and if they underwear ride up in them a certain way...bam they got dookielis draweracitis...
For some reason this thread reminded me if this chick i was messing with years ago...baby girl had a pink thong on but when she took it off that string was SOLID fukkING BLACK