Captain Marvel (Official Thread) March 8th 2019: 7th Marvel Film To Cross 1B$

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I hate you fukks as much as I hate the extremists on the other side.

Sounds like...

...roid rage...

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fukk reviews :mjlol: this girl run like a stunt double for a progressive car insurance commercial

script cornier than a lifetime movie "you know why they call it the cockpit :mjlit:"

zero comedy, failed serious tones, ass score, closeups constantly because the cinematographer can't frame a shot outside of what the story board gives him, CG from 5 years ago, fight scenes that were just a mess top to bottom outside of the first

if someone has to tell you to like this movie then god damn :mjlol: this shyt was easily the worst movie i sat through since Divergent.
Wasted 10 on a matinee to see this shyt. The quoted post wraps up most of the problems. Glossed over the blatant hamfisted feminist propaganda, though. ZERO subtlety or cleverness. Bottom 3 MCU film. Possibly 1, I had the worst time watching this. I'm damn near a Stan, but this is the first MCU film I regret spending money on, and wish I didn't I didn't like Thor 1, but this is WAY worse. I only pray her screen time in Endgame is limited and they don't let her Mary Sue it up:sadcam:

EDIT: Another major problem, the lead is the worst thing in the film. Unforgivable.
 
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Wasted 10 on a matinee to see this shyt. The quoted post wraps up most of the problems. Glossed over the blatant hamfisted feminist propaganda, though. ZERO subtlety or cleverness. Bottom 3 MCU film. Possibly 1, I had the worst time watching this. I'm damn near a Stan, but this is the first MCU film I regret spending money on, and wish I didn't I didn't like Thor 1, but this is WAY worse. I only pray her screen time in Endgame is limited and they don't let her Mary Sue it up:sadcam:
I'm really easy to entertain man. I had low expectations. But this was straight trash and people trying to hide behind broader topics like tickets numbers and social media narratives instead of actually talking about this movie in a vacuum.

I don't even know what people looking at when they say they enjoyed this. The best thing about the movie was the fukking cat :deadrose:
 

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I just came back and....my wife just said...this was some trash....and I gotta agree. Brie Larson is the fukkin worst. One superficial point, can they find a flatter, milk toast boring ass white broad than her?

I still dont understand how she controlled her powers by taking blasts from grandma kree
the dialogue was boring as hell
I know its a cosmic movie but there were too many special effects
Brie isn't a good actress
I would rank this as the worst MCU movie...both Ant Man movies were better than this....

Wonder Woman> Private Marvel
 

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People have stupid opinions based on stupid things..
How was Brie the part they didn't like?
I know how but was she bad? fukk no

You still havent figured it out yet?

Think about it :patrice:.

Her two best friends in the movie were black.
All prominent white males in the movie were useless (coulson) or marginalized/evil (Jude Law). She took out the kree with ease.

Women didnt like it because the cute white male supporting role love interest was replace with samuel l Jackson which robbed them of the awkward flirting, and climatic kiss.

With all that going against it, it's a feet that it made as much as it has so far :wow:
 

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People have stupid opinions based on stupid things..
How was Brie the part they didn't like?
I know how but was she bad? fukk no
she's supposed to have a chip on her shoulder - but its not earned or defended well at any point in the movie

little stuff you'd like think a lifetime a memories would change her character but the most you see out of her is a trash "are we the baddies? :lupe:" scene

the arrogance is never justified even once. from the beginning when she's flexing on security to the end where she's talking down to her squad. before she gets her powers she is a walking L who by all accounts including her own simply sticks around until she wins. but patience is not the theme here. its i get what i want even when i didn't do shyt, and then i talk shyt regardless of how things came to be

and tell me how black widow's first scene doing a little backflip in the hallway is better shot than any non-cg fight in this movie :dead: and to top it off, this is some of the worst set interaction out of any marvel movie. every ship may as well be three hallways. there's a dynamic shot to start the movie off with the first battle but then they decide to make the scene pure laser tag and drop the idea of perspective. i'm not sure if there was an issue moving from storyboard to film or what, but its jarringly bad. and because brie is forced to run everywhere, each transition from one point to the next is done more bland than a western or something (that pathetic parkour cut my god lmao). and this writing.... people were openly laughing in my theater with how bad it was. "i just never liked you" "me neither biiiiitch". its one thing to have an unlikeable character - and danvers is. she's a bytch whether you like her or not. that's a hard line to walk... but that's not what brie is. she's downright uncomfortable. and its not all her fault, its the writing too. fake as fukk like the recent white college grad who doesn't know shyt about their job but wants everyone to take them seriously.

i'll rap. i'm not about the baseless hate if shyt is trash i'll follow up.
 
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