Canibus Battling Dizaster Live Sat Jun 9th PPV on Ustream

L. Deezy

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I finally watched the entire battle and it ceased being sad and turned fukking hilarious by the 2nd round. Canibus was spitting perhaps the worst punchlines in battle rap history. J-Dubb and Marv-O would've voted for Eli over this nikka. He's talking about the other dude "eating mosquitoes, flies, and spiders" even hit him with the Michael Jackson Mamase Mamasa Mamakusa. I have tears in my eyes from shock and awe at the combination of his pauses, horrible lines, and facial expressions. This shyt looks like an In Living Color skit.

Son said "I put a tattoo of you on Treach right next to 2Pac" and one dude in the crowd looked mad confused. shyt didn't rhyme with anything, then he just paused for a full 45 seconds rocking back and forth with his arm in that damn sling and those blublockers on, flashing his teeth like a rabid squirrel. This shyt is unfukkingbelievable.

BWHAHAHAHA..

I havent watched the full vid yet. I was maybe 30 minutes in and just cut if off like wtf. I had no idea he pulled out his notepad.. I cant watch that shyt..:childplease:
 

aRoMaN21

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someone said he was on pain pills for his arm and it clouded his mind for battling. :comeon:



he choked on his own, sober. :myman:
 

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"the crowd say ooh, the crowd say ahh"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can't stop watching this shyt.
 

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I remember the first two bars Canibus spit and then he paused.... I new this would prolly be the most uncomfortable sh1t i will ever see. lol
 

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one of the saddest things ive ever seen in hip-hop. i cant even listen to his battle type records
 

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Canibus has more important things to rhyme about. He killed the battle rapper persona today so he can focus on fighting the serpent.
 

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Damn. I'm a Bis fan but :to: .

He has to have been on pain meds or something.
 
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