My man, you’re lying
You are not changing a tire—-including removal AND putting on the spare—-in 10 minutes. Period. Not outside of a professional shop with pro tools. Most people have the old school set and that alone makes it take some modest time regardless of however ‘mechanically inclined’ you think you are. If you said 20 that’s perfectly doable but 10 now you goin OD
And it’s exactly why I say most car stuff revolves around a machismo ideal. You feel inclined to say ‘I can do it in 10 minutes
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Yes you can.
I changed my tire in Detroit. Right by St Andrew's.
Like a decade ago.
In less than ten minutes. Then made it to my college best friends childhood best friend home.
Which is a detroit emcee legend dj's home.
Like real talk.
Y'all young nikkaz got disconnect to existential play than a motherfukker. To playing with toys. To simple shyt.
Lke that's my car.
That really telling on yourself.
All because any man should have seen and been interested in auto racing. To see if.
You can be quick like a pit crew.
Even if you not religiously watching auto racing. You should at least have a ABC wide world of sports idea. That a pit crew is fast as fukk. To create the energy. Plus idea to physical manifestation. That the same level of speed and precision. Could at least be attempted.
I understand the weirdness involved.
with possibly getting a tire blown out too. Even if you had a flat before.
Yet you should be able to change a tire in ten minutes.
The only thing.
that is must be accurate in a tire change. Is finding the factory spots. To place the jack.
On cars made post seventies oil crisis.
Other than that. Which at most is brushing off mud and debris. To find the spot the jack goes for that model and make. Other than that. That is the only real time consuming thing. In changing a tire. That should or could alter your urgency and speed in workflow to changing a tire. When real talk.
As a man. You kind supposed.
to be prepared beforehand. about where the jack spots in your car. Or other models of a car are.
Which again is existential play type shyt. That your gen has disconnect to. Yet there should be no disconnect to at all. Regardless of what you mom's and pops relationship is.
Like real talk. As a man. You kinda supposed to know shyt like this beforehand. Especially where female brand type cars jack spots are. You can not be a male. Riding with a female. Then not be on bitness. If a flat happens. After like eight. You supposed to kinda start knowing shyt like this. So if you have a flat with your mom's. To as you grow old and go anywhere with a female.
You supposed to be on point.
without fail to this.
Especially compact cars that females would possibly pull up in.
You can not get no flat. Then be on some female type time and you have a flat.
shyt females back in the day.
Would change a flat.
Especially if they had some hot shyt. That was a lady driver car like a camaro, stang or challenger. Current or vintage.
Like not sure how or why.
Yet this level of disconnect should not exist when it comes to changing a tire. Male or female.
Art Barr