Can we all honestly admit that video games >>>> Real Life

[basement door]

*drowns out sounds of the girls outside and mom yelling about taking out the trash*

 

[Mr. Somebody]

-In all seriousness I can not walk outside right now and empty out thousands of clips onto the police. (without getting merked like Dorner)


-I can not lace up my kicks and ball like Lebron or Kobe.



-I can not know what it feels like to be Tom Brady in the pocket searching down the field for an open man.



- I can't travel to other galaxies and explore their culture and lifestyles




-I can't even go outside and push a brand new Ferrari at 100mph right now.



But I can do each and every one of those things with video games



The only thing real life does better is p*ssy but as soon as video games reach virtually reality Matrix type level where it's indistinguishable from real life then everyone will just throw real p*ssy in the bushes (Why fuk ur ugly ass wife/gf everyday when u can fuk any dime b1tch you want in a virtual reality world?)



Yal know I'm speaking the truth. Real Life is boring unless ur James bond or summin and he don't even exist. Fuk getting up working a 9-5 everyday and changing sh1tty ass diapers, that ain't the life brehs.

Did you agree with cypher from the matrix.

 

[Tom]

@Tom's best thread


Sometimes I wish I was born in the Roman (minus the boy rape) or Medieval times , back when everything was new and people thought monsters were real. I would have been a bounty hunter or pirate and lived a short violent exciting life.

would u have rolled with Spartacus like a real n1gga or sided with the Romans like b1tch ass Asher tho

 

[Malta]

Did you agree with cypher from the matrix.

Looking at the world they lived in, I would have asked to go back into the Matrix too, fukk that. That gulag type food they were eating vs that steak, no contest.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Looking at the world they lived in, I would have asked to go back into the Matrix too, fukk that. That gulag type food they were eating vs that steak, no contest.

You would have betrayed your friends to live like a king in the matrix?

 

[Malta]

would u have rolled with Spartacus like a real n1gga sided with the Romans like b1tch ass Asher tho

Neither, I would have been down with the Carthaginians or Persians, better quality of hoes

 

[Tom]

Did you agree with cypher from the matrix.

absolutely.


With the exception being that I wouldn't want my memory erased. I couldn't give two sh1ts if I'm aware that its a computer program.

I prefer to keep one foot in reality so I don't end up believing fairytales are true like most religious people do. The fact that I'm aware of it being artificial makes me appreciate the art and science behind the creative process that went into it even more

 

[Malta]

You would have betrayed your friends to live like a king in the matrix?

My friends were indiscriminately killing thousands of people within the Matrix, I'm a man of peace

 

[SuburbanPimp]

Maybe if you a fat lame or something..... and I'm not being mean or anything but just don't seen alot of attractive and fit people spending all their time playing video games.

But when you have friends, family, events, and fun stuff to do real life is dope, especially when you out here accomplishing the goals you set for yourself.

Thats basically like finally getting pass a tough level or boss on a video game.

Video games are a nice little escape from real life but it gets old after a couple of hours.

I used to have a real empty feeling after spending days or weeks beating a video game and all I get is a wack ass song and get to see the credits

At the end of the day, if you a really good at Video Games. Nobody in real life gives a shyt if you aren't getting paid for it.

 

[Tom]

I used to have a real empty feeling after spending days or weeks beating a video game and all I get is a wack ass song and get to see the credits

Well the same exact sh1t happens in life where you accomplish all your goals only to realize that everything you did was futile because you're just going to get old and die and spend an eternity in nothingness/nonexistence. (unless ur religious and believe in fairy tales then ur brain tissue would transcend death and you'll magically be in another realm somehow)


Atleast in video games you have the option of replaying it all over on a harder level or going to the multplayer. (or just popping in a new game altogether)






Real life don't got those options b

 

[Da Jungles]

Had to delete what I wrote. I thought this thread was serious for a minute

 

[VladTheImpaler]

Spoken like a true lowlife

 

[ExodusNirvana]

The graphics outside are way better

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

The graphics outside are way better

why play car games when your behind the wheel looking at inner city life

or experiencing the beautiful sunset graphics

Shame some of you cant experience this beauty

 

[Malta]

The graphics outside are way better

But can Earth run Crysis?