Can we all honestly admit that video games >>>> Real Life

[Box Cutta]

I told my mom I got promoted, she said the fukk u havent worked in like 2 years and ur 26 I told her in COD they promoted me, she stormed out the room

I can't even tell if this aspect of the story is true or not....

 

[havoc00]

I can't even tell if this aspect of the story is true or not....

i collect food stamps and GA and drink and play games all day

 

[Box Cutta]

i collect food stamps and GA and drink and play games all day

Sounds like you

 

[havoc00]

Sounds like you

its not bad

 

[Heretic]

I've always had a thing for competitive gaming, @ sports so gaming was where I got that fixation. Was in Cal-I in Counter-Strike, had a 2k+ rated 5v5 team in WoW (Which was carried by me, hard to find other players good enough), I was dominant in MW, MW2 and Black Ops, my record on NBA 2k13 online is like 244-40. Competitive gaming is frustrating as fukk though, I'd be yelling at my own teammates and shyt going psycho so I knew I wasn't bout that life. But the storylines in games have been in my opinion the last few years. More emphasis is placed on competitive play/gameplay and less on story. Even the ones that focus on story haven't been too enthralling. The Walking Dead games is a good example of one that does draw me in though. I just remember how into games I would get like Final Fantasy and Zelda. I'd be dungeon deep in Zelda late on a saturday night.. it felt so real brehs, maybe I need to do mushrooms and play video games

most my friends don't give a fukk about online tho

You should try shyt like dragon age and mass effect if you havent already. I keep saying im gonna actually try multiplayer and get good but my thing is I have all of the cods but I don't play multiplayer until much later and by then im way behind. I kinda blame it on halo 2, that's pretty much when I left multiplayer alone.

 

[Arcavian]

Im 38-0 with the Wizards, saved the fukking galaxy, run the worlds most popular gang, and compete in the DOA fighting tournament


and that was just last week

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

You should try shyt like dragon age and mass effect if you havent already. I keep saying im gonna actually try multiplayer and get good but my thing is I have all of the cods but I don't play multiplayer until much later and by then im way behind. I kinda blame it on halo 2, that's pretty much when I left multiplayer alone.

I didn't like Dragon Age at all. I like Mass Effect, but I never seemed to be able to finish the game. I'd get real into it for a couple weeks then just forget to play and end up not playing, then you just forget the entire storyline so you have to start over.

 

[NoMayo15]

Sebastian Vettel and I were born on the same day 25 years ago. Last night, I finally beat him in the Monte Carlo Grand Prix. In real life, I would have slammed into the wall on turn 3

Vidya games > Real life.

 

[Tom]

 

[Tom]

 

[Tom]

n1ggas hating on video games so I gotta bump this truth again

 

[|r|e|a|d|]

I didn't like Dragon Age at all. I like Mass Effect, but I never seemed to be able to finish the game. I'd get real into it for a couple weeks then just forget to play and end up not playing, then you just forget the entire storyline so you have to start over.

U aint the only 1

 

[MidniteJay]

The only thing real life does better is p*ssy but as soon as video games reach virtually reality Matrix type level where it's indistinguishable from real life then everyone will just throw real p*ssy in the bushes (Why fuk ur ugly ass wife/gf everyday when u can fuk any dime b1tch you want in a virtual reality world?)

I'd throw money at this. I was born too early because I don't think that kind of tech is coming out in my life time.

Just jack into the game and create the best woman you possibly can and fukk her.

Beats having to go out find an average chick, waste money and you may not even seal the deal. Or risk paying for a pro with the added risk of getting an STD.

 

[Tom]

I'd throw money at this. I was born too early because I don't think that kind of tech is coming out in my life time.

Just jack into the game and create the best woman you possibly can and fukk her.

Beats having to go out find an average chick, waste money and you may not even seal the deal. Or risk paying for a pro with the added risk of getting an STD.

we'll be like 60+ before any of this is possible tho


60+ ain't too old enough to fap tho


Porn stars would probably have that Matrix software available for download via their website, but u know n1ggas gonna be pirating in the future so its gonna be free anyway, imagine an oldschool celebrity simulator where you're fukking Marlyn Monroe, Liz Taylor or Dorthy Dandrige in their primes

 

[Malta]

@Tom's best thread


Sometimes I wish I was born in the Roman (minus the boy rape) or Medieval times , back when everything was new and people thought monsters were real. I would have been a bounty hunter or pirate and lived a short violent exciting life.