Can we all honestly admit that video games >>>> Real Life

[Tom]

-In all seriousness I can not walk outside right now and empty out thousands of clips onto the police. (without getting merked like Dorner)


-I can not lace up my kicks and ball like Lebron or Kobe.



-I can not know what it feels like to be Tom Brady in the pocket searching down the field for an open man.



- I can't travel to other galaxies and explore their culture and lifestyles




-I can't even go outside and push a brand new Ferrari at 100mph right now.



But I can do each and every one of those things with video games



The only thing real life does better is p*ssy but as soon as video games reach virtually reality Matrix type level where it's indistinguishable from real life then everyone will just throw real p*ssy in the bushes (Why fuk ur ugly ass wife/gf everyday when u can fuk any dime b1tch you want in a virtual reality world?)



Yal know I'm speaking the truth. Real Life is boring unless ur James bond or summin and he don't even exist. Fuk getting up working a 9-5 everyday and changing sh1tty ass diapers, that ain't the life brehs.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Spoken like a true lowlife

 

[daze23]

right now I'm a cop in 1940's L.A. I just got promoted from traffic to homicide

 

[Tom]

Spoken like a true lowlife

real life is like a boring ass episode of Mad Men (which is every episode of that sh1tty ass show)....if ur fortunate.



Then theres death, poverty and innocent children being raped and murdered n sh1t yearly.



You choose that over video games?

 

[CELL]

The sooner you accept this, the sooner you can put the controller down and change all that.

You can do it

 

[Tom]

The sooner you accept this, the sooner you can put the controller down and change all that.

You can do it

I'm not giving up all that great and fantastic sh1t to be a regular ordinary human being bruh

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

real life is like a boring ass episode of Mad Men (which is every episode of that sh1tty ass show)....if ur fortunate.



Then theres death, poverty and innocent children being raped and murdered n sh1t yearly.



You choose that over video games?

find a hobby, and learn a skill

I spray paint, and produce music

 

[CELL]

I'm not giving up all that sh1t to be a regular human being

whatever breh breh.

 

[Tom]

find a hobby, and learn a skill

I spray paint, and produce music

is that sh1t really better than bussing ur gun and murdering thousands of people bro?


keep it 100

 

[MenacingMonk]

It's a nice substitute.

 

[Costanza]

is that sh1t really better than bussing ur gun and murdering thousands of people bro?


keep it 100

he's right tho... why am i gonna spraypaint and breakdance just so niccas can think im special... fukk that shet... my k/d ratio on halo 4 is goin up day by day.. im goin pro niccas...

when i win in videogames i feel like im winning in real life

 

[Death6six6]

he's right tho... why am i gonna spraypaint and breakdance just so niccas can think im special... fukk that shet... my k/d ratio on halo 4 is goin up day by day.. im goin pro niccas...

when i win in videogames i feel like im winning in real life

LMFAO,SO fukkING TRUE THO:shake:


while I enjoy the pleasures of actual reality,VideoGames are like my Stargate into a another universe!!!!

 

[Liquid]

this is pathetic and I am probably one of the biggest "nerds" in here.

 

[The Jewnited States]

this is pathetic and I am probably one of the biggest "nerds" in here.

 

[Tom]

^^^ u fakkots ain't bout that life then


continue to mow ur lawn and do ordinary human sh1t breh