Yeah it’s on once again but it’s always the same damn thang......no game thread can begin without first and foremost giving all thanks and praises to the GOAT franchise in all professional sports YOUR Boss Angeles Lakers. THE gold standard in all sports and entertainment today. The year is 2021, the game is the same, we on another title run, fool you know why we came, title belt on the shoulder, peep the other side weak teams get tense, so the champagne stay colder, cuz we ain’t scared of da fence.....
Last season.....we survived Corona Kombat...but nikkaz still hatin...this year...since y’all need to see it to believe it...we on Award Tour, bytch....
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On the last episode of The Greatest Show on Earth.....your GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers triumphed over all odds but within and outside of the league. Traversing a deadly trail of disease, protests, and the tragedy of the transition of the one shooting gawd pbuh and his lil one. But the turnaround was quick, and with little rest, the title defense had already begun. How would the champions be able to survive with the least amount of rest a championship team has ever had?
The proud warriors of the GOAT franchise Empire began their advance to a championship with the same great zeal which had afforded them the right to be in the driver’s seat in the first place. But things weren’t all that they seemed. Newly minted champion AD, expected to take a leap, looked more like he hadn’t left behind the exhaustion and beatings from Corona Kombat. Meanwhile, new comers Dumbass Schroeder, Montrezz Harrell, and Dre Drum have had to learn the ways of champions in a season which saw the aftershocks of Corona Kombat playing out. Soon, the Boss Angeles Lakers began showing signs of doubt from AD’s inconsistent play to the very consistent ways of Stress Matthews and Kantplayvious aka the Super Brick Bros
As if the GOAT franchise hadn’t courted disaster enough, soon would be suffered one of the most detrimental injuries of the season. In a reckless play by bum ass trash ass wack ass slaw ass dusty ass solomon hill, His Imperial Majesty of all sports and entertainment Big Hollywood Bron was unceremoniously incapacitated. All this, during what was looking like an MVP level season. But not before hitting a 3 to make sure he kept his streak of double digit point games alive.
With Bron and AD now sidelined, the weight of the whole reign, so hard won after years of toiling in the fields clashing in tank wars, now fell on the shoulders of the role players. German Blac Youngsta raised hell
, the Last Caction Hero clamped brehs and made em beg for bail
, and THT emerged from the fold as a young real Chicago nikka with a lot of heart as well. However this was also met with bad shooting. Tragically, a year after having shooters that can’t shoot, once again the scourge might have claimed us...
...there was only so much that could be done. Without Bron and AD at the helm, the defending champion GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers rapidly dropped from the top seed to fighting for the right to defend the title. In dire straits, and dwindling hope, so began the fight back.
With the return of AD, the road to getting into playoff mode began in earnest. Soon the same would apply for Bron. As rivals such as capset did what they could to avoid GOAT franchise, the Lakers maintained its championship character and care more about getting in than who the opponent would be...
...culminating in a dangerous showdown with longtime postseason rival Steph Curry and the exalted dynasty of the second half of the last decade. Could it be that the GOAT franchise would really fall out of the playoffs? Seriously?
In a winner take all battle for the 7th seed, the Bay clashed with Boss Angeles, the back and forth tussle brought confidence and doubt in each minute of action. GOAT franchise looked to be at the mercy of these former champions whose meddle could not be underestimated. And then, just as cliche as it sounds, the switch was flipped. AD rose from the ashes, Bron hit a clutch shot on they asses, and the game ended up a classic.
The ticket is now stamped....but these stanbases still doubt the reign....so we’re bringing the show on the road. The Greatest Show on Earth proudly presents.....Against All Odds: The 7th Seed Theory Tour starring the GOAT franchise in all professional sports YOUR Boss Angeles Lakers......
It’s a blast from the past. It’s back to the future. It’s a first round matchup between a 2 seed Phoenix and a 7th seed Boss Angeles. Although many things have changed for these teams through the years, the general disdain for each side has remained relatively constant. Through the years each team enjoyed success, but only GOAT franchise has finished the job between the two.
But this year might bring a change. Wiley veteran, Banana Boat brother, and good neighbor Chris Paul, with a light book on his side, hopes to do what 2 time MVP award thief Steve Nash never could and thats deliver a championship to the valley of our sons. Standing in his way, are the redeemers of the follies of 2006 and 2007, the defending champion Boss Angeles Lakers. With the aim of having the parade that Covid denied, GOAT franchise is all too motivated to bring hell to bear on Phoenix. The Lakers boast the best defense in basketball, Phoenix is an offensive show led by magnificent maestros young and old. It is a classic battle as old as time. Offense vs defense. Champions vs those that aspire to it. Who will win in this clash of opposing wills? Will GOAT franchise begin the long journey with success against the Suns or will Phoenix shine in the moment and bring an early end to what has been a battered and bruised GOAT franchise season. Find out on the next episode of the Greatest Show on Earth....the 7th Seed Theory Tour....
With the return of AD, the road to getting into playoff mode began in earnest. Soon the same would apply for Bron. As rivals such as capset did what they could to avoid GOAT franchise, the Lakers maintained its championship character and care more about getting in than who the opponent would be...
...culminating in a dangerous showdown with longtime postseason rival Steph Curry and the exalted dynasty of the second half of the last decade. Could it be that the GOAT franchise would really fall out of the playoffs? Seriously?
I missed the whole fukking game last night. 
