Buying some food and pretending like you cooked it for your man appreciation thread

[MikeBrownsJob]

Let my broad try that. She gettin' knee'd in the face like I got four hearts on Double Dragon....

lol that don't make no type of sense. How you gonna knee chick to the face

 

[Metta World Movement]

Me: *buys food and then sticks food in the oven before he comes over*
*takes it out and makes him a plate*

Him: I'm glad your mama taught you how to cook girl. This is why I love them southern girls.
Me: I cooked it with extra love babe. :simp:

 

[Ooh Marty]

as if these negros would know the difference

They gonna eat it regardless

 

[SuburbanPimp]

if it taste good.. Thats all matters.


Just know you gonna have be doing that she throughtout the relationship.


Even if I knew, I would still play along cause that means I don't have to put in that food that you going out to buy

 

[HookersandIceCream]

 

[Nintendough]

Lazy harlot thread but im not surprised though. Most of these new trollops can't warm up a cup of noodles in the microwave, let alone cook

 

[ROFL_GUY]

Let my broad try that. She gettin' knee'd in the face like I got four hearts on Double Dragon....

catch a knee to the face that the only time i say i kneed you

 

[BrothaZay]

GOAT female thread maker

 

[ROFL_GUY]

Lazy harlot thread but im not surprised though. Most of these new trollops can't warm up a cup of noodles in the microwave, let alone cook

and they wonder why the avg weight of a female in america is 160lbs


how many hands have touched your MEAL today? how many STRANGERS HANDS have touched your food today?

 

[Ashley Banks]

You aint shyt coli.

I cook for my boo.

 

[Alexander The Great]

neg rep

but at dudes who can't tell the difference between a store bought pie and a home cooked one

 

[Anothergirl]

skrust.

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

She just might be the GOAT troll thread maker.....

 

[Nintendough]

and they wonder why the avg weight of a female in america is 160lbs

160 is cool if she is 5"10 or something....but if she under 5'5 throw her a can of pork and beans....and then throw her in the bushes. :HickenGOAT3::HickenGOAT3::razor:

 

[AgentGrey]

I cook for my boo.

your cooking is ok,
you be killin it with those damn pastries tho