Buying some food and pretending like you cooked it for your man appreciation thread

[Dada]

 

[Wild self]

Unless I can see the woman cook the food from scratch, then she can't be wifed. Do them tricks, and you forever be alone.

 

[DannyOcean]

Watching Tess cook is the highlight of my day

Her pre job meals are the GOAT

 

[LinusCaldwell]

Her pre job meals are the GOAT

You ever notice Tess looks like...

 

[BruhMayne]

Ike was a southpaw?

 

[Ezigbo Nwanyi]

Boston Market for the win!

 

[Wild self]

Boston Market for the win!

you don't cook?

 

[feelosofer]

My wife does that shyt when she has guests over.

She's like I made this

I'm like yea it's delicious

 

[Ezigbo Nwanyi]

you don't cook?

cooking can get laborious and sometimes I dont feel like it. I cook only for men I deem special not just anyone. Plus I cook healthy for the most part and most guys if their not a health nut give me the shyt face

 

[Wild self]

cooking can get laborious and sometimes I dont feel like it. I cook only for men I deem special not just anyone. Plus I cook healthy for the most part and most guys if their not a health nut give me the shyt face

You don't have to cook a 4 course meal, just something that can be healthy. C'mon, you don't put effort to win affection for a man that ain't a simp?

Spoiler

hit me up on the PM about something else important

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[Binary]

People do this?

 

[blockburna420]

Boston Market for the win!

For what win? Dat shyt dont taste homemade ... shyt taste like boston market. Dats like buying a hot n ready from lil Caesar and telling me its Digorno

 

[Ezigbo Nwanyi]

For what win? Dat shyt dont taste homemade ... shyt taste like boston market. Dats like buying a hot n ready from lil Caesar and telling me its Digorno

Yall cant taste the difference. Sprinkles

 

[Just like bruddas]

you aint shyt @colicolicoli

and to think i was about to wife you and move to texas, but u gonna get these negs instead

 

[Mowgli]

Me: *buys food and then sticks food in the oven before he comes over*
*takes it out and makes him a plate*

Him: I'm glad your mama taught you how to cook girl. This is why I love them southern girls.
Me: I cooked it with extra love babe. :simp:

Thats why i bought the groceries and just put my girl in the kitchen like, make this.

Anything outside of "ok" = one way trip to jumpoffland courtesy of my dikk and the steps leading away from my place.