Buying some food and pretending like you cooked it for your man appreciation thread

[Ricky Church]

bytches would know how to cook if they spent less time laying on their backs being hoes.

 

[LinusCaldwell]

Im able to tell the authenticity of a Faberge Egg.

at this flousy thinking a REAL man can't tell the difference between store brought and homemade.

 

[ANewClassic]

You aint shyt coli.

I cook for my boo.

Wait, @Juicy...how many meals is our boyfriend eating? Because I cook for him as well.

your cooking is ok,
you be killin it with those damn pastries tho

Her cupcakes

 

[DannyOcean]

Im able to tell the authenticity of a Faberge Egg.

at this flousy thinking a REAL man can't tell the difference between store brought and homemade.

Not every woman can hold a man down like Tess

 

[Hoottheowl]

Not every woman can hold a man down like Tess

 

[WeDemBoyz]

as if these negros would know the difference

They gonna eat it regardless

A dumb nikka won't think twice about it. But most nikkas are gonna eat that bullshyt not say anything and plot revenge in their head.

 

[Ashley Banks]

Wait, @Juicy...how many meals is our boyfriend eating? Because I cook for him as well.

@ANewClassic ..... 2

He's gonna be huge if he keeps eating like this.

 

[Hoottheowl]

Me: *buys food and then sticks food in the oven before he comes over*
*takes it out and makes him a plate*

Him: I'm glad your mama taught you how to cook girl. This is why I love them southern girls.
Me: I cooked it with extra love babe. :simp:

 

[CashmereThoughts]

FOH, I know store bought off top

 

[AgentGrey]

Her cupcakes

She said she only makes em for me tho

Spoiler

Does she sing for you too

 

[luckyse7enz]

That's why you grab a real snack & a BJ at the old side-chick's house before you ever get to ColiColiColi's place.

Just play it off like you're hitting the gym before you go over. Gives you an excuse to stop home and shower that saliva off.

2 free meals.

It's bulking season after all and we could always use the calories.

 

[Black]

@ikbm @Black

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

if i ever catch my girl posting on the coli:the end.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

As long as I'm eating

This.

The fukk do I care if the deli at Fry's made it? If it's food and it tastes good, I'm .

 

[LinusCaldwell]

Not every woman can hold a man down like Tess

Watching Tess cook is the highlight of my day