So Fake Africans get in an uproar about the mall blast, but once Nigeria wins it's all youtube videos and shytty Ghana gifs.
I think we've set a record folks. Another coli record to be seared on the Coli CV after "The Most Consecutive Unfunny Posts In A Message Board Thread Ever" with the Coli photoshop threads currently gathering dust in the Rafters.
We've actually experienced the quickest cycle of internet based Western faux-outrage and grief. We, astonishingly saw the entire trajectory of this cycle play out with terrifying efficiency. From the commentators setting the scene, relaying the information to us around the 75th minute of regular time of the Nigeria - Argentina match with a grave voice to let you know that he was a serious adult with a serious job. Secondly, there was a lull in the thread as the gravity of the events that had occurred washed over every person collectively and we gathered our thoughts with the deceased. Then there was a flurry of negs and fukk cacs and genuine anger that these things could happen. Once full time hit we had entirely dismissed and forgotten about the mall blasts. It was a mall blast wasn't it? Christ, I don't even know.
NIGERIAAAAA BABYYYYY