Brehs, when Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives or Man vs Food is on
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BlvdBrawler
Superstar
I can't watch them joints unless i just ate or i'm going to be eating soon. I feel one of Pavlov's dogs when those shows come on.
Majestyx
Duck Season
i feel like those brehs perform miracles...
*opens basket*
*sees eggplant, jello mix, canned prune juice*
*makes some ole off he wall pizza, that looks like a work of art*
*gets chopped cuz didnt use enough salt*
dabestkeptsecret
Superstar
i dont know i ate at a place from diners and drive ins; and one place from man vs food; and that food was kinda weak. I went there thinking i was gonna 
real well'; instead i was looking at that food with the 
The problem is both those guys seem like they would eat whatever is on the plate; and as long as its free it tastes great. They couldn't have me host those shows cuz i'd prob go chef ramsey on them cats.
real well'; instead i was looking at that food with the The problem is both those guys seem like they would eat whatever is on the plate; and as long as its free it tastes great. They couldn't have me host those shows cuz i'd prob go chef ramsey on them cats.
HIGHQuality
The Pig Is King
You nikkas chef game must not be up to snuff. Us real culinarians know how to make something outta the shyt we got in the freezer. And to dude who needed crawfish sauce? 1 part flour, 1 part oil or melted butter breh.
That's all.
That's all.
Or those paradise shows, Ribs, Steaks, All-You-Can Eat.
Fried Foods Paradise gave me a High Cholesterol,Diabetes,Clogged Arteries,Cancer all at the same time
beenz
Rap Guerilla
Why ain't there ever nothing good enough to eat in the crib?
real talk. I dont even like to watch that shyt unless my belly is already full, or I got some piff in front of me to eat.
You nikkas chef game must not be up to snuff. Us real culinarians know how to make something outta the shyt we got in the freezer. And to dude who needed crawfish sauce? 1 part flour, 1 part oil or melted butter breh.
That's all.
Just because something has simple ingredients doesnt mean the average person gonna step into the kitchen without creating a disaster. A roux is one of the easiest things to fukk up in the kitchen. You really have to be in the mood to sit there and stir a pot for 20+ minutes.
i feel like those brehs perform miracles...
*opens basket*
*sees eggplant, jello mix, canned prune juice*
*makes some ole off he wall pizza, that looks like a work of art*
*gets chopped cuz didnt use enough salt*
Non Sequitur
Creep.
dabestkeptsecret
Superstar
i feel like those brehs perform miracles...
*opens basket*
*sees eggplant, jello mix, canned prune juice*
*makes some ole off he wall pizza, that looks like a work of art*
*gets chopped cuz didnt use enough salt*
yeah chopped is my show. I've seen them cook with goat brain, kidney's and hearts; and them joints be looking delicious. lol
my favorite ones are when they get the
looking chef who thinks they're gonna blow through the comp and they get chopped the first basket 
Majestyx
Duck Season
I've seen them cook with goat brain, kidney's and hearts; and them joints be looking delicious. lol
my favorite ones are when they get the
i'm surprised dudes dont be getting mad as shyt. its been 2 times i've seen where the chef in competion gets real
@ judges. i rememebr the one weird british hoe got extra heated. i want one of them smug judges to get choked out one time... smh @ taking some random animals butthole and me transforming it to piff, and yo bytch ass is like
not enough paprika
smh @ taking some random animals butthole and me transforming it to piff, and yo bytch ass is like