Brehs sends Obese cac to the shadow realm with a savage right

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Cat piss martini said:
* 911......state your emergency*

clerk: I think josh is dead.:francis:
911: do you know the victim?:jbhmm:
clerk: joshua stolengold.:francis:
911: can you check the victim?.....is he breathing sir?:patrice:
clerk: wait......he's breathing.:whew:
911: you checked his vitals?:patrice:
clerk: naw.....a bag of lays just fell off his gut so he's breathing.:francis:
911: what happened sir?:patrice:
clerk: he picked a fight with the real life batman.:francis:
911: was he shot......stabbed?:patrice:
clerk: the punch sounded like a 38 going off.:jbhmm:
911: where is mr stolengold now.:patrice:
clerk: sleeping on a bed of lays....the salt and vinegar joints.:beli:
911: were sending paramedics.:patrice:
clerk: bring a neck brace and clean underwear.....josh shyt himself.:francis:
911: can you provide any information on mr stolengold?:patrice:
clerk: he's a pro league elder scrolls player......oh and he has toddler feet.:mjtf:
911: help is on the way.:patrice:
clerk: i'm about to upload the video.:mjgrin:
911: sir that's evidence......police may need that video.:whoa:
clerk: they will see it online......this is gonna do numbers.:mjgrin:





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That was poetic :wow:
 
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