Brehs sends Obese cac to the shadow realm with a savage right
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He said “that’s why I got a fukking brain bytch”
homie said I don’t work here say it again
I’m guessing dude thought he work there so can say whatever he wants but big mistake
I don't know breh i don't speak Pork.
thelonious21
I like my women tall
Had the bags of chips laying on him
Funniest part
You better learn how to move respectfully out here
O³ (O cubed)
No more PAWGs, PLEASE??!!!??
PerfectFor some reason I got Morgan Freeman in my head going" I'd like to say Andy put up a good fight but it was too much"
yo that’s funny lmaooo
Cat piss martini
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* 911......state your emergency*
clerk: I think josh is dead.
911: do you know the victim?
clerk: joshua stolengold.
911: can you check the victim?.....is he breathing sir?
clerk: wait......he's breathing.
911: you checked his vitals?
clerk: naw.....a bag of lays just fell off his gut so he's breathing.
911: what happened sir?
clerk: he picked a fight with the real life batman.
911: was he shot......stabbed?
clerk: the punch sounded like a 38 going off.
911: where is mr stolengold now.
clerk: sleeping on a bed of lays....the salt and vinegar joints.
911: were sending paramedics.
clerk: bring a neck brace and clean underwear.....josh shyt himself.
911: can you provide any information on mr stolengold?
clerk: he's a pro league elder scrolls player......oh and he has toddler feet.
911: help is on the way.
clerk: i'm about to upload the video.
911: sir that's evidence......police may need that video.
clerk: they will see it online......this is gonna do numbers.
clerk: I think josh is dead.
911: do you know the victim?
clerk: joshua stolengold.
911: can you check the victim?.....is he breathing sir?
clerk: wait......he's breathing.
911: you checked his vitals?
clerk: naw.....a bag of lays just fell off his gut so he's breathing.
911: what happened sir?
clerk: he picked a fight with the real life batman.
911: was he shot......stabbed?
clerk: the punch sounded like a 38 going off.
911: where is mr stolengold now.
clerk: sleeping on a bed of lays....the salt and vinegar joints.
911: were sending paramedics.
clerk: bring a neck brace and clean underwear.....josh shyt himself.
911: can you provide any information on mr stolengold?
clerk: he's a pro league elder scrolls player......oh and he has toddler feet.
911: help is on the way.
clerk: i'm about to upload the video.
911: sir that's evidence......police may need that video.
clerk: they will see it online......this is gonna do numbers.
"Philly Wawa"
Got hit so hard, change flew out his pockets to pay for the chips he was about to crush with his lifeless bodyI think that’s one of the best connecting punches I’ve seen/heard on the internet…jeezus
Golayitdown
Veteran
Torn ACL, MCL, strained back, slipped disk, bruised hip and fractured egobroken jaw and a concussion at minimum.
Watch your mouth, be respectful, know your surroundings.
Don't let the wolves eat you.
