My on and off jump-off texted me last Saturday night while I was out getting drunk with people......
Her: Hey just wanted to let you know, I missed my period so you know what that means....but its ok where not gonna keep it
Me:

I used condoms, none of them ripped, stop bullshytting me. Did you get tested? Do you know for sure?
Her: My uterus hurts, and I'm late sooo....
Me:


im out with everyone, you couldnt wait to confirm before telling me this shyt? So your saying you dont know for a fact?
Her: yeah but...
That was the last time I spoke to her. She said she was gonna see a doctor.....never got back to me. I texted her to ask how it went....nothing from her....its now been a week and a half. Plus shes a bi-polar head case....In reality I

by keeping her around.....but I'm done for good. I cant deal with that shyt from a grown woman trying to keep me around.....I was trashed that night too....she should be happy I didn't show up at her apt, and go all Mike Tysons Punch Out on her uterus.