Brehettes Be Honest - Only respond if you have watched "The Perfect Guy"

[Reginald Noble]

I know all of yall watched that shyt

Anyway I have just exited the laboratory after analyzing the data many of you have spouted on social media such as Facebook and Instagram. Fresh out of the lab I present to you the perfect man:



No he is not gay and no he does not have HIV. So given the information presented, are you signing up for Morris or nah?

And yes there is an agenda here - Because a friend of my pops more or less fits this description but can't find a single good American Woman.

So I am just curious what are the 1,001 other things this man is lacking? Because I know the average Woman has a laundry list of items and arbitrary qualifications the average negroid must meet

@Nelomaxwell anything to add?

 

[Neuromancer]

I know all of yall watched that shyt

Anyway I have just exited the laboratory after analyzing the data many of you have spouted on social media such as Facebook and Instagram. Fresh out of the lab I present to you the perfect man:



No he is not gay and no he does not have HIV. So given the information presented, are you signing up for Morris or nah?

And yes there is an agenda here - Because a friend of my pops more or less fits this description but can't find a single good American Woman.

So I am just curious what are the 1,001 other things this man is lacking? Because I know the average Woman has a laundry list of items and arbitrary qualifications the average negroid must meet

@Nelomaxwell anything to add?

Nah breh. Imma see how this plays out though.

 

[KinksandCoils]

He could have all of those things but still beat the shyt out of women or be selfish and not share. If those things don't apply than he's a great catch.

 

[VFib]

Why do YOU think he has trouble finding someone? What characteristics is he looking for in this "good woman"? The women that he is interested in and will only consider, what do they look like?

 

[LimitedEdition]

Teeth? Breath? Penis? Stroke? STD status? Lame in general? Hairline?

 

[Reginald Noble]

Teeth = Straight
Breath = He does not like garlic or smelly foods so probably good
Penis = Sufficient for your needs
Stroke = He dances salsa at least once a month so I guess it's fine
STD = Clean never infected
Lame = Depends if you consider his interests above to be lame you will think he is lame.
Hairline = Refer to Morris pic

 

[Reginald Noble]

Why do YOU think he has trouble finding someone? What characteristics is he looking for in this "good woman"? The women that he is interested in and will only consider, what do they look like?

He is looking for a simple Woman with:

- No tude
- Can cook and clean
- Enjoys sex at least 2x a week sometimes a little more

The basics....

 

[live it to the limit]

It may not be as simple as you say. He may be telling you that these are his only requirements but it could be something totally different when he actually meets a woman
Then again, there are a lot of good people that have great traits that are single and can't find anyone. His situation isn't that unique.

 

[Reginald Noble]

It may not be as simple as you say. He may be telling you that these are his only requirements but it could be something totally different when he actually meets a woman
Then again, there are a lot of good people that have great traits that are single and can't find anyone. His situation isn't that unique.

Well....

Men are simple creatures, even if we ask for this:

And get this:

It's OK. We'll try and work with it. Her teeth big as a got damn horse but let's see what dat mouth do.

But normally we ask for that and get this:

And that's NOT OK. I don't want to see what ANY part of her body does.

 

[miranda]

Didn't see the movie

 

[Fun Sized Psycho]

I know all of yall watched that shyt

I've never watched that movie.
My cousin said her husband couldn't even find it on bootleg.

 

[PinotNoir]

I know all of yall watched that shyt

Anyway I have just exited the laboratory after analyzing the data many of you have spouted on social media such as Facebook and Instagram. Fresh out of the lab I present to you the perfect man:



No he is not gay and no he does not have HIV. So given the information presented, are you signing up for Morris or nah?

And yes there is an agenda here - Because a friend of my pops more or less fits this description but can't find a single good American Woman.

So I am just curious what are the 1,001 other things this man is lacking? Because I know the average Woman has a laundry list of items and arbitrary qualifications the average negroid must meet

@Nelomaxwell anything to add?

Ill take him snd something wrong with your friend if he can't find a good woman here. Either his expectations are unrealistic or he's secretly gay.....

 

[Neuromancer]

Ill take him snd something wrong with your friend if he can't find a good woman here. Either his expectations are unrealistic or he's secretly gay.....

Why he gotta be all that? Why does it always come down to "He's gay"?

 

[PinotNoir]

Why he gotta be all that? Why does it always come down to "He's gay"?

Because what type of man says he can't find a good woman from his home country??! I'll exclude men who've actually married foreign women but back to your friend if he's complaining about not enough good women and he's not with a foreigner then I'm questioning his sexuality.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because what type of man says he can't find a good woman from his home country??! I'll exclude men who've actually married foreign women but back to your friend if he's complaining about not enough good women and he's not with a foreigner then I'm questioning his sexuality.

What if he needs a foreign woman with more traditional values?