This is it. It's not even big shyt that people get mad about. It's Lil shyt.
"I had a sprite in the fridge, did you drink it?"
"Nah, I had a Gatorade earlier though."
"I brought a sprite home yesterday and put it in the fridge and now it's gone."
"I don't know..."
"....I just looked in the trash and the empty sprite bottle is in there."
"Whatchu want from me, I didn't drink it."
"Its only you and me in this house, and the sprite is gone. I'm not crazy, I wouldnt have drank it then forgot."
"I don't know! Why you keep asking me about it?"
"Did you have someone over did they drink it?"
"No! Damn, leave me alone! I didn't drink no damn sprite."
"Did you pour it out and throw the bottle away?"
"No!"
"Where's the Gatorade you drank?"
"In the trash, look!"
"There's only my sprite bottle and no Gatorade."
"I don't know what to tell you."
"If you drank it, I'm not even mad, you don't need my permission, I just want to know."
"Where's your bottle?"
"Check outside, I don't know!"
"Now you don't know where you threw it away at?"
"No!"