Breaking news: Helicopter Carrying Iran’s President Crashed and is missing (Edit: Iran President Ebrahim Raisi dead at age 63)

[Sccit]

Yeah, feels like a very Frantz Ferdinandy type of thing that you know who would do.

WHY R U ROCKIN WIT IRAN BRO???

 

[wire28]

The world's a better place without him. He was a brutal Islamist dictator that had dissenters and women that didn't want to wear hijabs executed by the state. He supported Russia's brutal invasion of Ukraine by selling them arms, plunged the Iranian people into deeper economic despair, and destabilized the Middle East by supporting Shia proxies across Iraq, Syria, Yemen, and Lebanon.

I know Israel isn't popular on this forum; I get it. Doesn't mean Iran or its regime are "the good guys". Not by a longshot.

 

[88m3]

 

[King]

Said by every Coli geopolitical analyst after any major political or military development in the world

Y'all are gonna be mad when I ain't here to sound the alarm

 

[LOST IN THE SAUCE]

Are the Iran supporters in the room with us right now?

 

[the cac mamba]

Are the Iran supporters in the room with us right now?

you Hamasimps aren't fooling anyone

 

[the cac mamba]

 

[General Mills]

Ghatdam! This just ramped the fukk up

 

[bnew]

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The daughters of Minoo Majidi, who was murdered by the regime in Iran two years ago, just shared their reaction to Ebrahim Raisi's crash.

Millions will celebrate tonight.


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[bnew]

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Trigger Warning: Graphic Content

Brace yourselves.
Uncensored footage of the first sight of the #RaisiHelicópter crash has leaked, courtesy of one of the rescue crew at the scene.

The chopper's a mangled mess, and the bodies? Well, let's just say they're not exactly recognizable anymore. More like ashes scattered in the wind.

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This is the brutal reality of the Islamic Republic's incompetence and corruption. Even their top officials aren't safe from their own negligence. This video is a chilling reminder of the regime's disregard for human life, even their own.

#Iran

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It sure seemed like it for a while there


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[the cac mamba]

 

[88m3]

What Kaine said is fundamentally right! Still fukk the Dems, fukk civility, fukk bluemaga, and remember Never Biden




the state department also cut a wrestling promo on Raisi too though saying he was an executioner, butcher, or some wild shyt(which he was)




Crazy that leftist openly idolize a state like Iran. Absolute brain rot.

 

[88m3]

Sorry wait I forgot. Iran are the good guys. I'll tell you why Iran are the good guys because they help arm and fund terrorists like Hamas, Hezbollah, Houthis,
Syria, and happy Shiite death squads and etc who actually engage in genocide. You know the wholesale butchering of women, the elderly, and infants and don't forget they will take hostages that they are happy to torture and kill!

Equal opportunity murderers at that. They're not happy only butchering Jews but Christians, Muslims, and other "non believers". Go Iran! Axis of Resistance Rocks!


totally normal behavior amirite

 

[Brehcepticon]

Sorry wait I forgot. Iran are the good guys. I'll tell you why Iran are the good guys because they help arm and fund terrorists like Hamas, Hezbollah, Houthis,
Syria, and happy Shiite death squads and etc who actually engage in genocide. You know the wholesale butchering of women, the elderly, and infants and don't forget they will take hostages that they are happy to torture and kill!

Equal opportunity murderers at that. They're not happy only butchering Jews but Christians, Muslims, and other "non believers". Go Iran! Axis of Resistance Rocks!


totally normal behavior amirite

trill

 

[Pull Up the Roots]

Tilting at windmills.